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LMNO

#75
May 20, 2009, 03:47:54 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2009, 03:45:14 PM
Schrodinger's Balls Principle:  Genitals, body parts, or physical dimesions claimed to on the internet neither exist or don't exist because there are no pics.  Further, possibility that the pics were shopped makes the anatomy even less likely.  I can tell because of the pixels, and from seening quite a few shoops in my time.


:lulz:

Please tell me someone has Urban Dictionaried this.

Richter

#76
May 20, 2009, 03:49:00 PM
I made it up just now.  Feel free too, props assigned to "Richter". :thanks:
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#77
May 20, 2009, 04:16:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 20, 2009, 03:41:14 PM
Truth. Therefore Honey's alleged sweet t its and ass are fictional; therefore moot. Have you seen my 20-sided die?

The Jig is up ladies (?maybe?) and gentlemen!

Honey is actually a bot.

Sent here from the future.

By Skynet.

Her primary function: To annoy.
Her mission: To further the belief in her fictional sweet tits and ass.

But herein lies her fatal flaw: The want of self-destruction!

Honey wants us to discover she doesn't really exist, thus causing a paradox resultant in a rapidly growing event horizon that will swallow existence as we know it.

In short: SHE CROSSED THE FUCKING STREAMS!

LMNO

#78
May 20, 2009, 04:18:24 PM
I have found a flaw in your theory:


Only men can "cross their streams".

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#80
May 20, 2009, 04:28:09 PM
But you already said there were no women on the internet...cogito ergo...Honey is a man. No flaw.

LMNO

#82
May 20, 2009, 04:29:19 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on May 20, 2009, 04:28:09 PM
But you already said there were no women on the internet...cogito ergo...Honey is a man. No flaw.

CURSES!  :argh!:

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#83
May 20, 2009, 04:31:02 PM
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#84
May 20, 2009, 04:31:31 PM
Consider your plot foiled, sir.

:thanks:

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#86
May 20, 2009, 09:14:06 PM
They totally have. They've been marketed in the backs of magazines at various points in time for at least the last 25 years.
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#87
May 20, 2009, 09:22:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 11, 2009, 04:22:06 PM
Plantation is just a word, much like the swastika is just a symbol, but in the end, it's only the negative connotations that stick in the mind.

Maybe it's not so much as education anymore, because any teacher could talk ad nauseam about the history of something. It's how most people actually THINK and absorb information is what needs to be changed.

"Most people actually think"???
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#88
May 20, 2009, 09:27:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 20, 2009, 09:14:06 PM
They totally have. They've been marketed in the backs of magazines at various points in time for at least the last 25 years.

I saw an ad for these being lampooned somewhere ages ago... maybe Brunching Shuttlecocks?
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#89
May 22, 2009, 12:10:11 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on May 20, 2009, 04:16:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 20, 2009, 03:41:14 PM
Truth. Therefore Honey's alleged sweet t its and ass are fictional; therefore moot. Have you seen my 20-sided die?

The Jig is up ladies (?maybe?) and gentlemen!

Honey is actually a bot.

Sent here from the future.

By Skynet.

Her primary function: To annoy.
Her mission: To further the belief in her fictional sweet tits and ass.

But herein lies her fatal flaw: The want of self-destruction!

Honey wants us to discover she doesn't really exist, thus causing a paradox resultant in a rapidly growing event horizon that will swallow existence as we know it.

In short: SHE CROSSED THE FUCKING STREAMS!
Being totally unfamiliar with these (lame ass) tricky Internet traditions, so please help to illuminate?

Apparently it is OKAY to ask someone to show you their titties?

However, it is NOT OKAY to admit having titties or to speak about them at all?  (Don't ask & don't friggin' tell?  Is this what y'mean you rigid & overbearing, not to mention boring (ok I just did - go ahead & sue me) little prick?)

& what the hell is this drivel about "Women do not exist on the Internet"?  (Or is this a primo example of that fucked up dungeons & dragons jargon I (again personally) know nothing about?)

Do y'mean to say if women are turned into clichéd caricatures on the Internet, this means they cease to exist?  As in Poof!  & is THAT what this tricky discordian magic is all about?  Hmm, this buuuuuuuullshit is way too confusing for a poor girl like ... (oops & did I just say THAT out loud? – I should be spanked (dammitt) for offending the tradition, a bloody sacrilege too! inappropriate boundaries & all that kinda stuff?)

Holy Shit!  This gender idiocy nearly has me up the proverbial shit's creek!  WTF?  I better just stfu & listen to the Wise Onetm aka that prick I quoted up there ^.

& btw?  YOU CAN KISS MY SWEET LITTLE ASS.

Or (& THIS is the bloody more likely scenario) is this all just a "bait & switch" marketing trick of some kind?  Let's just pretend this is all about me (my titties do just so happen to be real & so am I) instead of whining about the good ole daze with the good ole boys? 

Y'know what?  I don't give a flying fuck.  You're a good ole boy – go ahead & roar! *sputter*

YOU CAN (still) KISS MY SWEET LITTLE ASS
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