I can haz puppy

[Jenne]

PUPPY IZ ADORABLEZ

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

[Cainad (dec.)]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

[the last yatto]

still like the name Answers on a postcard

shorten for commands it could be ANSWER SIT

or praise it could be whos a good answer

[Cainad (dec.)]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Some of them are pretty fucking expensive.

And have you ever seen what happens when people let their cats breed unchecked? It's gross, unhealthy, and ultimately bad for the animals.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

unless you have a farm and then 25 cats is quite acceptable 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Some of them are pretty fucking expensive.

And have you ever seen what happens when people let their cats breed unchecked? It's gross, unhealthy, and ultimately bad for the animals.

Ehem...


you get cats with no fucking eyeballs, that's what.
this damn thing is never gonna get any bigger than this either.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Praise DEVO!

[Triple Zero]

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

If you care so much for other living beings, I think you should stop going to the toilet until you explode in a fountain of POOP, you intestinal bacteria genocidal maniac.

[Eve]

PUPPY IS SO CUTE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Shut the fuck up and go read something educational, PETA-cocksucking assfaggot retard. Pull your dick out of the mother of your 19 inbred dirtcircle pitbulls for long enough to have a thought that isn't a kneejerk reaction against The Establishment.

[Cainad (dec.)]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Shut the fuck up and go read something educational, PETA-cocksucking assfaggot retard. Pull your dick out of the mother of your 19 inbred dirtcircle pitbulls for long enough to have a thought that isn't a kneejerk reaction against The Establishment.

Not that it was an entirely proportional response, but

anyway, for making me 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]