I can haz puppy

[BADGE OF HONOR]

fucking pinealists

[P3nT4gR4m]

Moar Cute ...

[BADGE OF HONOR]

DON'T YOU KNOW COLLARS ARE JUST TOOLS OF GREYFACE

[Cainad (dec.)]

Hey P3nt, check this out... I'm gonna chomp onto that wanker's crotch--yeah, that one right there--and not let go.
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[Faust]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

I would mutilate other living beings (you) for less (your posting).

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?

and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

[the last yatto]

Help control the human population. Have your slaves spayed or neutered

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?

and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

2.  Oh.  You're one of those people.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

my only response to that would be:

shut the fuck up you irresponsible piece of shit with no concern for the consequences of fucking inbreeding!!

these are domesticated animals that humans have domesticated.

you don't have to look after a cat that has no god damned eyes as a result of inbreeding  so go fuck yourself with something the size of a soccer ball or eggplant.
you fucking fuck.

[Iason Ouabache]

Moar Cute ...

I hope you named him Gramsci and taught him to attack rich people. 

[Faust]

Well with male cats you basically triple their life when you give them the snip, they get in less fights and die a lot less from cat lukemia. And for the females you just have to get it done if you don't want the hassle of finding homes for their kittens twice a year. It also stops them roaming as far so you reduce your chances of finding your cat pancaked on a road.

I don't have a dog and haven't in years but with some of the more vicious ones you sometimes make them calm and manageable if snipped at a young age. It apparently does reduce the distance they roam, and with larger dogs anyway reduces the chances of them being shot, which happens near my mothers country house a lot.

Seriously i didn't think morons like shandor even existed any more. I really hope he doesn't have a pet. It certainly sounds like he doesn't.

[Faust]

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

[P3nT4gR4m]

DON'T YOU KNOW COLLARS ARE JUST TOOLS OF GREYFACE

They're also the law in this country and one I happen to agree with on practical grounds. If and when the dumb little bastard gets lost and someone finds his ass it's much easier to read the phone number off his collar than try to get him to tap it out with his paw.

Alternative is teh pound and/or gas chamber.

After consultation with vet I've decided his nads are going to be coming off for most of the reasons above and to reduce issues of dominance/aggression. I was originally going to play it by ear and see if it got to the stage where he was getting unrully but the vet reckons you're best not letting it get to that stage cos by then they've learned the behaviour. Made sense to me.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

Predation is just as natural and beautiful as anything else, but I guess YOU'RE one of THOSE people......