News:

If words could really hurt you, this forum would be one huge abbatoir.

Main Menu

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE TROLL RESPONSIBLE FOR "ARFARFUS PHAEL."

Started by Arafelis, June 11, 2009, 11:42:55 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6
User actions

Arafelis

#45
June 12, 2009, 06:18:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:16:26 AM
He's also a plagiarist.

Again with the prevarications!

I never took credit for anything anyone else said, TGRR.  In fact, as soon as it was brought up, I was more than happy to attribute it.
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
June 12, 2009, 06:19:22 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 06:18:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:16:26 AM
He's also a plagiarist.

Again with the prevarications!

I never took credit for anything anyone else said, TGRR.  In fact, as soon as it was brought up, I was more than happy to attribute it.

Actually, your sig is something I wrote, and has not been attributed as such.  There's not even quote marks.

Prevarications, my ass.  You're a fucking liar, and a plagiarist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Arafelis

#47
June 12, 2009, 06:20:33 AM
I provided a freakin' link!  What kind of attribution do you want, a shrine?
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
June 12, 2009, 06:21:13 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 06:20:33 AM
I provided a freakin' link!  What kind of attribution do you want, a shrine?

Quote marks and a fucking attribution would be nice.  Fucking plagiarist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Arafelis

#49
June 12, 2009, 06:23:14 AM
As you wish.
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
June 12, 2009, 06:23:40 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 06:23:14 AM
As you wish.

Better late than never, I suppose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#51
June 12, 2009, 07:38:00 AM


The OP had to be one of the stupidest fucking things I ever skimmed over.
I couldn't even read the whole damn thing cause it was hurting my fucking brain.
Stupid. Just stupid. Pointless.
Pointless.
Dumbest shit on the inturdnests!



Whatever it was you were going for you failed miserably.
My teenage kid has written better shit than this. And his last story consisted of "we wanted ice cream but it drove away and i burned my feet".
You fucking SUCK.
SUCK.

I concur. I don't believe I've seen stupidity of the magnitude for quite some time.
     \


Painfully retarded.
     \


I just shit up my throat!
       \


Oh holy fucking tit zurberturs. Did your fucking sausage ass fingers really take TIME out of your DAY to TYPE that shit? You could have been playin mother fucking Frisbee, bitch!
      \


The guy on the left, he's eating what he wishes was YOU




Now fuck off till you've got something GOOD to say
                \

Arafelis

#52
June 12, 2009, 08:18:43 AM Last Edit: June 12, 2009, 08:20:15 AM by Arafelis
Quote from: Squid on June 12, 2009, 07:38:00 AM


The OP had to be one of the stupidest fucking things I ever skimmed over.
I couldn't even read the whole damn thing cause it was hurting my fucking brain.
Stupid. Just stupid. Pointless.
Pointless.
Dumbest shit on the inturdnests!



Whatever it was you were going for you failed miserably.
My teenage kid has written better shit than this. And his last story consisted of "we wanted ice cream but it drove away and i burned my feet".
You fucking SUCK.
SUCK.

I concur. I don't believe I've seen stupidity of the magnitude for quite some time.
    \


Painfully retarded.
    \


I just shit up my throat!
      \


Oh holy fucking tit zurberturs. Did your fucking sausage ass fingers really take TIME out of your DAY to TYPE that shit? You could have been playin mother fucking Frisbee, bitch!
     \


The guy on the left, he's eating what he wishes was YOU




Now fuck off till you've got something GOOD to say
               \


This comment has to be one of the channiest things I've ever seen.  It actually scares me that this person has reached the phase of life where they are reproducing, and yet their ability to communicate with others is still predicated upon image macros.

I could barely stand to look at the whole thing.  It was embarassing.  Just... pointless.  Maybe he had his kid post it for him.  That'd at least be an excuse.  I mean, my made up troll was more literate.

Oh well.  I suppose I'd better try to speak the language of my audience.  When in Rome, as they say.



Question -   What are an owl's predators?
-----------------
Owls are top carnivores and have very few natural predators, except of
course human beings.  It would also depend upon what part of the World you
are referring to as well.  Owlets learning to fly may be in a position to
become a meal for a fox or other causal predator when they are on the
ground... (source)

I am... STAR FOX!
   \


"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

Arafelis

#53
June 12, 2009, 08:21:17 AM
Quote from: Squid on June 12, 2009, 07:38:00 AM


The OP had to be one of the stupidest fucking things I ever skimmed over.
I couldn't even read the whole damn thing cause it was hurting my fucking brain.
Stupid. Just stupid. Pointless.
Pointless.
Dumbest shit on the inturdnests!



Whatever it was you were going for you failed miserably.
My teenage kid has written better shit than this. And his last story consisted of "we wanted ice cream but it drove away and i burned my feet".
You fucking SUCK.
SUCK.

I concur. I don't believe I've seen stupidity of the magnitude for quite some time.
     \


Painfully retarded.
     \


I just shit up my throat!
       \


Oh holy fucking tit zurberturs. Did your fucking sausage ass fingers really take TIME out of your DAY to TYPE that shit? You could have been playin mother fucking Frisbee, bitch!
      \


The guy on the left, he's eating what he wishes was YOU




Now fuck off till you've got something GOOD to say
                \


But hey, I am curious about the history of the Owl Cabal now.  Mind sharing how you got started?
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

P3nT4gR4m

#54
June 12, 2009, 11:25:41 AM
I miss DK  :x


There - I've said it

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#55
June 12, 2009, 01:40:11 PM
Well, looks like Araf has moved himself to the "ignore" pile.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#56
June 12, 2009, 02:53:56 PM
Christ on a fucking crutch this dipshit is just fucking annoying as hell.....

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 12, 2009, 11:25:41 AM
I miss DK  :x


There - I've said it

I know how you feel!

Cainad (dec.)

#57
June 12, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
This comment has to be one of the channiest things I've ever seen.  It actually scares me that this person has reached the phase of life where they are reproducing, and yet their ability to communicate with others is still predicated upon image macros.
Because a thread of this quality deserves better than something you perceive as "channish" :lulz:

Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
I could barely stand to look at the whole thing.  It was embarassing.  Just... pointless.  Maybe he had his kid post it for him.  That'd at least be an excuse.  I mean, my made up troll was more literate.


AHAHAHAHA

No.

Because (1) your OP, while exaggerated to the point of being almost amusing, does not qualify as "more literate" because you used a bunch of swears and threats instead of pictures. It qualifies as "being made out of more text than pics." And (2) your OP is not an example of trolling, real or fictional. The OP is an example of being successfully flamebaited by a troll. You made up a scenario in which you got successfully trolled.

Cain

#58
June 12, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Cainad bringing the damage and highlighting the fatal flaw.  Any troll worth their salt would immediately play on the ITG tendencies displayed by the OP, then quickly screenshot the replies before posting them to Encyclopedia Dramatica.

That aside, I'm leaning towards what LMNO said.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#59
June 12, 2009, 04:03:49 PM
Quote from: Arafelis
This comment has to be one of the channiest things I've ever seen.  It actually scares me that this person has reached the phase of life where they are reproducing, and yet their ability to communicate with others is still predicated upon image macros.

I could barely stand to look at the whole thing.  It was embarassing.  Just... pointless.  Maybe he had his kid post it for him.  That'd at least be an excuse.  I mean, my made up troll was more literate.

Oh well.  I suppose I'd better try to speak the language of my audience.  When in Rome, as they say.

See your response here? This is exactly what your OP was.

You see, the above quoted from you is EXACTLY what I fucking said about this thread. Obviously you're too god damned stupid to see that or you'd look at my reply vs. your quote and go "Oh shit, I just repeated what Squid said".

You tried a fake troll and I replied accordingly.
Get it shitneck??

:lulz: :lulz:

QuoteBut hey, I am curious about the history of the Owl Cabal now.  Mind sharing how you got started?

I do mind, go fuck yourself.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6
User actions