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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, December 17, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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LMNO

#105
June 22, 2009, 06:26:26 PM

Iason Ouabache

#106
June 23, 2009, 01:08:10 AM
Quote from: LMNO on June 22, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
Just bookmark http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/
:mittens: I don't know why I keep forgetting about that link. I'm tempted to go spam some of those stories on Rapture Ready and see how long it takes before they ban me.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Zenpeanut

#107
June 24, 2009, 06:04:34 PM
If you're too incompetent to push a button on a credit card machine, please please please don't produce babby. Even if it does give me a good before/after view of when stupidity is just beginning to bloom to when it's a full blown case.

Cramulus

#108
June 24, 2009, 07:31:14 PM
Why does the responsibility to launch this hundred thousand dollar project fall squarely on some underpaid assistant who only works three days a week and doesn't even have health insurance?

You fuckers had better give me my full time job back. With a raise. Or one of these days I'm going to burn this place to the GROUND.

Kai

#109
June 24, 2009, 07:48:14 PM
Its not going to change, because people aren't fucked, just uncomfortable; fucked people start revolutions, uncomfortable people just complain and go on with their lives.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Corvidia

#110
June 24, 2009, 09:31:14 PM
Dear asshole manager,
I'm SICK. Stop calling me and asking me if I want to come in this week! You called Tuesday and then you called again this morning, and you know I had to leave early Monday. I already hate this job. Stop making me hate it more. Also, I don't want to be indirectly responsible for getting D's wife sick with, you know, a BACTERIAL lung infection, weeks before she's due to give birth.
Seriously, stop calling.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Iason Ouabache

#111
June 26, 2009, 03:25:24 AM
Attn, Larry Bird!  Building your franchise around Danny Granger and five overpriced white forwards that can't rebound and can't play defense is probably not going to win you any championships. STOP FUCKING DRAFTING YOURSELF!!!!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#112
June 26, 2009, 03:30:29 AM
I think I'm already sick of hearing about Jackson and Fawcett cacking it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#113
June 26, 2009, 03:31:58 AM
If there's one thing I can't fucking tolerate, it's betrayal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#114
June 26, 2009, 07:03:58 PM
I really want my speakers to stop making this goddamn clicking metronome sound.

LMNO

#115
June 26, 2009, 07:04:59 PM
Protip: Turn off the Metronome.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#116
June 26, 2009, 07:11:37 PM
A splash of half and half. That would indicate a very small amount, yes?

LMNO

#117
June 26, 2009, 07:13:00 PM
"To taste".


I say it's more than a tablespoon, less than 1/8 cup.

Dalek

#118
July 01, 2009, 09:09:25 PM
When I tell you that I studdy french at school, I don't find it amusing in any way when you answer "Très bien", dumbass.

AFK

#119
July 01, 2009, 09:38:53 PM
People who aren't my boss shouldn't pretend to be my boss. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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