Ask Bella

[gnimbley]

gnimbley looks everywhere for his Junior Psychotherapeutic Busybody License.

It's missing! Oh no! Whatever is the gnome to do?

He searches in old shoeboxes, in trucks stored in the root cellar,
in secret compartments in the cedar valet, in the pie safe,
under the salt shaker, inside the teapot.



It is nowhere to be found.



He looks nowhere and still can't find it.

(Thought I'd slip up on that one, eh?)






WAIT!





Buried deep in the bottom of the old truck
left to him by his grandfather, gneral,
under the old clothes and memorabilia
left over from his days as a gnomeling,
in a false bottom he finds ...







































... the incredibly authentic ...












































... original copy ...







































... still in tact ...







































... and VALID ...







































... JUNIOR SNOOPER PRIVATE DETECTIVE LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







heh heh heh





You just had to go and provoke him, didn't you?

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Uh Oh!

::hopes the gnome doesn't read the date on Demonica's I.D.
and discover her license to kill licorice expired three years ago::

[gnimbley]

Uh Oh!

::hopes the gnome doesn't read the date on Demonica's I.D.
and discover her license to kill licorice expired three years ago::

Magnifying glass in hand, sherlock holmes cape and hat firmly in place,
our intrepid gnome studiously studies the post for clues.

"Hmmm. I see paper and on the paper is writing. Hmmmm."

Scrutinizing the paper verrrrry carefully he ascertains ...

"Hmmm. This is a license, issued to one Duchess Demonica. Hmmmm."

Finally , in a burst of insight, our protagonist realizes ...

"Hmmm. Duchess Demonica has a license to spill liquor. She
must be a sloppy drunk!"

Having exhausted the license of meaningful clues, our dogged,
yet sensitive, private detective trudges on to the next post
in search of even more obvious, yet surprising, clues.

*** TO BE CONTINUED ***

This Episode of gnimbley the gnome and the Temple of Discord was
brought to you by Paris Hilton the Meaningless Celebrity Board Game

[Trollax]

He dreams of world domination to compensate for his delusions of adequacy?

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

*looks down, gets a ruler out.* Nope... definitely no problem there. I'm gonna actually shock everyone and go with the gnome on this one.

[Trollax]

You know, I always thought that one of the strongest motivators for trollax was his imense desire to be accepted as an equal by members of the opposite sex... and I don't mean an equal as in equal human being, but I mean an equal more of in a "one of the girls" type. At first I thought it odd that a heterosexual male would try to place himself like that.... cross-dressing and all, but as I look at it, things start to make more sense. I knew about his abandonment issues from when his mother left him, and I knew that his travels thru the seedy underbelly of the male prostitution ring that his father sold him to at the age of 8 had a deep impact on him, but I hadn't quite realized that his constant submission to men unwilling to admit or accept their homosexualy had left him unable to express his true and repressed sexual desired. I just want to let you know, Trollax, that although you are gay, we still accept you as a unique and interesting individual. Now, if you would please take off the tiara and put the handbag down, we can end this.

*laughs and falls off his chair*          
Oh Thwack... I know what you were trying to say...

[gnimbley]

He dreams of world domination to compensate for his delusions of adequacy?

well, it's either that or he thinks he has a small penis.

After all, everything a man does is because he thinks he has a small penis.

*looks down, gets a ruler out.* Nope... definitely no problem there. I'm gonna actually shock everyone and go with the gnome on this one.

?

[Malaul]

::whispers to gnimbly:: I don think its a delusion!

[Trollax]

::whispers to gnimbly:: I don think its a delusion!

Hell no it ain't a delusion...

Although I would still like to be regarded as a potential evil genius

[Iron Sulfide]

Dear Bella,

can i crash at your place for a while?

i cook and clean and keep to myself mostly and i'm even house trained.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Dear Bella,

can i crash at your place for a while?

i cook and clean and keep to myself mostly and i'm even house trained.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

yeay, a subby on the forum......Bella take him in and do yr worst  

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Dear Bella,

can i crash at your place for a while?

i cook and clean and keep to myself mostly and i'm even house trained.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

yeay, a subby on the forum......Bella take him in and do yr worst  

there are quite a few subbies here by "Bob"

[Iron Sulfide]

subby?

[Bella]

Ohh.....I have a really jealous and mean ex husband about two doors down from where I live.
I don't think it's the safest thing in the world for any guy to come and crash with me right now.
I'm gonna move as soon as I can, but in the meantime, no subbies for Bella.

You really need a place to crash, St*Bastard?
I have a huge resource list from when I worked for the state.
I'll try to help you find somewhere to stay if you like.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

subby?

you are:
house trained
will cook and clean
you are begging bella to be allowed to crash

giveaway

[Iron Sulfide]

i can come in drag...would that help?