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Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, June 04, 2004, 02:58:07 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#30
June 04, 2004, 03:55:31 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::
Okay, that's over with and we can get on with this whatever it is.

Just remember that's a christian poking stick and not a witch poking stick!!!

::Pokes Bella with the christian-poking stick::

Now, why did you KNOW I was going to do that?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

null-n-void

#31
June 04, 2004, 03:56:01 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSemper Non Sequimini[/b]

dude.. <b>boog</i>... That's Awesome! I never thought of that...

Bella

#32
June 04, 2004, 03:56:55 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::
Okay, that's over with and we can get on with this whatever it is.

Just remember that's a christian poking stick and not a witch poking stick!!!

::Pokes Bella with the christian-poking stick::

Now, why did you KNOW I was going to do that?
Can't imagine how I figured that one out.  :roll:  :roll:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#33
June 04, 2004, 03:58:11 AM
Quote from: null-n-void
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSemper Non Sequimini[/b]

dude.. <b>boog</i>... That's Awesome! I never thought of that...

Heh, and here I thought it was an honest mistake. Seems Eris has hijacked some brain cells, or at least my fingers.


::Pokes a Muslim with the christian-poking stick::
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

gnimbley

#34
June 04, 2004, 03:59:20 AM
Whoa.


I think St. Hugh is serious about this jihad business.



::suddenly realizes he said "St. Hugh is serious"::



...  I didn't mean ... you're not serious ...
... not like it sounds ... if you're serious and ...
 ... what I meant was ... I'm not being serious ...
... but if you are ... that means that I ...


::brain overheats::


errp!


Damn gnome. Brain crashed again. Have to do a hard restart. They don't make gnomes like they used to.

Bella

#35
June 04, 2004, 04:00:04 AM
He's totally serious......or not.

or sirius, even.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#36
June 04, 2004, 04:00:18 AM
Quote from: gnimbleyWhoa.


I think St. Hugh is serious about this jihad business.



::suddenly realizes he said "St. Hugh is serious"::



...  I didn't mean ... you're not serious ...
... not like it sounds ... if you're serious and ...
 ... what I meant was ... I'm not being serious ...
... but if you are ... that means that I ...


::brain overheats::


errp!


Damn gnome. Brain crashed again. Have to do a hard restart. They don't make gnomes like they used to.

Hah! The first casualty!

::Goes back to his evil cave hideout to plot the next course of the jihad.::
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

null-n-void

#37
June 04, 2004, 04:01:00 AM
For some reason closing the wrong tag had never occurred to me, but now that I think about it, it's a really cool idea!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#38
June 04, 2004, 04:13:39 AM
::poke chaosgraves with christian-poking stick::

::takes Eris's sledgehammer out of his bag::

Okay, time for jihad!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Trollax

#39
June 04, 2004, 05:34:04 AM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.
I'm sorry... It's used to poke christians... my bad.


would you still like to see it?!?!?...( i Actualy think the stick is zen buddist)

Hugh... you're poking people with a shit stick? no wonder there's an apocalypse going on...




















































:lol:

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#40
June 04, 2004, 08:02:50 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.
I'm sorry... It's used to poke christians... my bad.


would you still like to see it?!?!?...( i Actualy think the stick is zen buddist)

Hugh... you're poking people with a shit stick? no wonder there's an apocalypse going on...
:lol:

Or a jihad.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#41
June 04, 2004, 05:38:45 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::poke chaosgraves with christian-poking stick::

::takes Eris's sledgehammer out of his bag::

Okay, time for jihad!
he poked me with it... wasn't really going to go along with this jihad but now... this man saw through my pokeing taunt and actually poked me with the stick... * takes the stick back*
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Colonel Failure

#42
June 04, 2004, 06:58:56 PM
Quote from: Eric HofferIt is the fate of every great achievement to be pounced upon by pedants and imitators who drain it of life and turn it into an orthodoxy which stifles all stirrings of originality.

*Sigh*.

Well, I did my bit for king and country.

Better the jihad than that other thing, I guess...

(fixes a coffee, and relaxes on a chair made out of SssBella's missing 1300 posts and watches the beautiful chaos)
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Bella

#43
June 04, 2004, 07:06:50 PM
Much better jihad than that other thing.

::pulls up her own chair and steals some of the Colonel's coffee::

You don't mind if I join you, do you?
Jihad always makes me so tired the next day.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Colonel Failure

#44
June 04, 2004, 07:35:17 PM
Not at all, help yourself...

*passes Bella the cream*

Hmm... this is a very comfy chair... I like it.

8)
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]
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