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So, I've always wanted to be a nun.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
September 22, 2009, 08:20:04 PM
Yay! Already a nun!
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Telarus

#16
September 22, 2009, 09:38:22 PM
:mittens:
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#17
September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#19
September 22, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.

An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
September 22, 2009, 11:33:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 22, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.

An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.

The bastard's probably wiping his arse with a copy of Julius Caesar as we speak!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#21
September 23, 2009, 12:03:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Wait.

I just punned.  :crankey:

RWHN!  YOU WILL PAY!   :argh!:

it was a good one, though.




it made me nun-chuckle.
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#22
September 23, 2009, 12:05:08 AM
it made me nun-chuck

Cainad (dec.)

#23
September 23, 2009, 12:41:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 11:33:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 22, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.

An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.

The bastard's probably wiping his arse with a copy of Julius Caesar as we speak!

O Iason, Iason, wherefore art thou a bad man who makes people do bad things? :x

Suu

#24
September 23, 2009, 03:36:02 AM
In some sects, Eris was a virgin goddess.  :|
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The Good Reverend Roger

#25
September 23, 2009, 03:39:44 AM
Quote from: Cainad on September 23, 2009, 12:41:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 11:33:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 22, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 10:37:51 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

Now, I know you didn't just take The Bard in vain.

An upstanding fellow like Iason would never do such a thing.

The bastard's probably wiping his arse with a copy of Julius Caesar as we speak!

O Iason, Iason, wherefore art thou a bad man who makes people do bad things? :x

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their boners."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#26
September 23, 2009, 03:42:34 AM
I love this thread

::hugging it::

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
September 23, 2009, 03:44:28 AM
"Shall I compare thee to a slumming Gay? Thou art more lovely and more temperate"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#28
September 23, 2009, 03:47:10 AM
LOL
Whatever a "slumming gay" is, I bet I'm it!!

:lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
September 23, 2009, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: Squid on September 23, 2009, 03:47:10 AM
LOL
Whatever a "slumming gay" is, I bet I'm it!!

:lulz: :lulz:

Slumming = a rich person hanging out in a poor area for cheap thrills.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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