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Started by Iason Ouabache, October 05, 2009, 06:08:52 PM

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Precious Moments Zalgo

#45
October 08, 2009, 11:16:50 PM
The talk pages concerning the Conservapedia Bible are pretty funny.  I liked this one here where they discussed, but alas ultimately decided against, replacing "Pharisees" with "liberal elites".  hxxp://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Gospel_of_Mark_(Translated)#.22Self-Proclaimed_Elite.22 
:lulz:
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*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

BabylonHoruv

#46
October 09, 2009, 12:06:40 AM
#8 is the one I find the most interesting.  They want to bowdlerize it.
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Requia ☣

#47
October 09, 2009, 12:54:54 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 08, 2009, 11:16:50 PM
The talk pages concerning the Conservapedia Bible are pretty funny.  I liked this one here where they discussed, but alas ultimately decided against, replacing "Pharisees" with "liberal elites".  hxxp://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Gospel_of_Mark_(Translated)#.22Self-Proclaimed_Elite.22 
:lulz:

Weren't the Pharisees religious conservatives?    :lol:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
October 09, 2009, 02:26:12 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
In related news, BEHOLD REPUBLICAN JESUS!!!!

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353

HAW HAW!  HOW DID I MISS THIS!

Notice the shamed Northern civil war soldier.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#49
October 09, 2009, 02:47:30 AM
I kindof want a print of it, the big mural sized one, to scare the hell out of my neighbors with (and to figure out which ones to eat first when the time comes).  Too bad its so expensive.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#50
October 09, 2009, 03:07:13 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 09, 2009, 02:47:30 AMToo bad its so expensive.
Copy the image to a flash drive, take it to Kinko's, and print it on poster paper.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
October 09, 2009, 03:12:13 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 09, 2009, 03:07:13 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 09, 2009, 02:47:30 AMToo bad its so expensive.
Copy the image to a flash drive, take it to Kinko's, and print it on poster paper.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#52
October 09, 2009, 03:22:46 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 09, 2009, 03:07:13 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 09, 2009, 02:47:30 AMToo bad its so expensive.
Copy the image to a flash drive, take it to Kinko's, and print it on poster paper.

That would get me a small print, the resolution on the digital isn't high enough for the glorius mural I want.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Requia ☣

#53
October 09, 2009, 03:23:20 AM
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
October 09, 2009, 03:25:22 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 09, 2009, 03:23:20 AM
Oh. Hell. Yes.

You need to post a pic for this sort of shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#55
October 09, 2009, 03:26:36 AM
going to dig through spagbook in a sec, and do my first womp.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Requia ☣

#56
October 09, 2009, 04:07:08 AM
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
October 09, 2009, 04:47:27 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#58
October 09, 2009, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 09, 2009, 04:07:08 AM

:lulz: I love what you did with the lower right hand corner. Very good choices. You should have used McCain for the politician, Chuck Norris for Mr. Hollywood and Casey Luskin for the lawyer.
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Requia ☣

#59
October 09, 2009, 05:38:37 AM
I couldn't pic a politician to eat first. I'm going to womp a bunch of the being stuffed into a blender if I don't forget.

Also I just found this.

http://k.photos.cx/4af30b04985f54dc58bd8641e547a042f1f08275-153.jpg
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