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#135
November 04, 2009, 12:41:55 AM
Oh, I think it will!

The benefit of being in the field of Archaeology is that I can mobilize and go wherever for a few weeks where the company sends me, and they supply the air fare! So if the ground freezes up here around christmas, They can fly me down to, oh, say FL or LA or AZ for a few weeks, and then I come home to my nice Apt. in Burlington, where there will be moar work after the ground thaws!

Rumckle

#136
November 04, 2009, 12:45:40 AM Last Edit: November 04, 2009, 01:04:25 AM by Rumckle
That's pretty awesome, better than freezing your balls off. If you ever need someone to travel back in time and make sure the stuff gets preserved properly, I'd be more than happy.


Edited to fix stupidity.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

#137
November 04, 2009, 05:38:42 AM
I don't know if the Republic of Vermont is ready for my take over.



Then again, Ethan Allen came out of nowhere...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#138
November 04, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
Him: You're not working tonight?

Me: Nah, looks like I'll have Wednesdays off. This is a good thing, since I used to anyway, and I'm going to use it to really up my word count today for Nano.

Him: I don't get that. It's a complete waste of time. You could be like, sewing or something. Don't you have orders?

Me: Look J, you don't get a lot of things, and I'm not the one to tell you you should or shouldn't, but asserting your opinion over my actions isn't getting anything YOU need to get done either, now is it?

Him: ...Any ideas on dinner?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#139
November 04, 2009, 09:23:26 PM
Clue.  Less.  Wow.

Suu

#140
November 04, 2009, 09:28:07 PM
I have no idea what they are going to do when they get back from NY Thanksgiving weekend to find us potentially 300 miles away.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#141
November 04, 2009, 09:38:09 PM
Get the overdue bitchslapping they deserve?

The Good Reverend Roger

#142
November 04, 2009, 09:42:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
Him: You're not working tonight?

Me: Nah, looks like I'll have Wednesdays off. This is a good thing, since I used to anyway, and I'm going to use it to really up my word count today for Nano.

Him: I don't get that. It's a complete waste of time. You could be like, sewing or something. Don't you have orders?

Me: Look J, you don't get a lot of things, and I'm not the one to tell you you should or shouldn't, but asserting your opinion over my actions isn't getting anything YOU need to get done either, now is it?

Him: ...Any ideas on dinner?

Wow.  Does he think he's your fucking dad or something?  Jesus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#143
November 04, 2009, 09:46:42 PM
Now they're grilling me on not working? WTF? I made more last night than I did working 2 lunches! Oh for fuck's sake.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 09:42:46 PM


Wow.  Does he think he's your fucking dad or something?  Jesus.

No, my actual dad is like, "So you've started wearing a corset, writing your crazy novel in one month again, and may be moving to Vermont to freeze your ass off? Cool. Just don't die."

The thing is that they know they can't win with me because I talk back. The argument we had about college the other day nearly did them in.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#144
November 04, 2009, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 09:46:42 PM
Now they're grilling me on not working? WTF? I made more last night than I did working 2 lunches! Oh for fuck's sake.

Get out of there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#145
November 04, 2009, 10:36:08 PM
We're working on it!!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#146
November 04, 2009, 10:37:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 10:36:08 PM
We're working on it!!

That's what they said in Amityville.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#147
November 04, 2009, 10:39:31 PM
Have a little bit of faith. It's me.  :evil:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#148
November 05, 2009, 12:08:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
Him: You're not working tonight?

Me: Nah, looks like I'll have Wednesdays off. This is a good thing, since I used to anyway, and I'm going to use it to really up my word count today for Nano.

Him: I don't get that. It's a complete waste of time. You could be like, sewing or something. Don't you have orders?

Me: Look J, you don't get a lot of things, and I'm not the one to tell you you should or shouldn't, but asserting your opinion over my actions isn't getting anything YOU need to get done either, now is it?

Him: ...Any ideas on dinner?

Wow. That's really just outright offensive. Telling you what YOU should be doing with YOUR free time? Fucking hell.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#149
November 06, 2009, 04:14:53 AM
WHAT THE FUCK I COME HOME FROM FENCING PRACTICE TO FIND ALL THE DINNER POTS AND PANS STILL OUT FOR ME TO CLEAN EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T EAT DINNER?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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