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Started by 0, October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 04:14:53 AM
WHAT THE FUCK I COME HOME FROM FENCING PRACTICE TO FIND ALL THE DINNER POTS AND PANS STILL OUT FOR ME TO CLEAN EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T EAT DINNER?!

So leave them and go to bed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

They didn't leave me any dinner anyway. Good thing I went out and got beer and snacks with Richter. If they think I'm cleaning those pots they got another thing coming.

Now, I'm more than happy to do so if I am here to eat dinner.  But in this case, fuck em.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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Suu

So I put another ad up on Craigslist that we're looking for an apartment in Burlington and I'm already getting bites. No scams and no penis pictures (so far).

Is this really a city of actual NICE people? You mean no one was playing a trick on me when I was up there?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 04:12:25 PM
So I put another ad up on Craigslist that we're looking for an apartment in Burlington and I'm already getting bites. No scams and no penis pictures (so far).

Is this really a city of actual NICE people? You mean no one was playing a trick on me when I was up there?

IT'S A TRAP
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

Remind me to make sure you go ARMED.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

The worst crime they had up there this month was an attempted robbery, it was all over the news. Someone got killed in the summer by a New Yorker though!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

Quote from: Richter on November 06, 2009, 05:46:59 PM
Remind me to make sure you go ARMED.

I'm not sure that will help that much. See the biggest danger is being that close to Quebec you may catch "The French".
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.

True.  Frenchies have a strain of the clap that eats right through condoms.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 08:04:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.

True.  Frenchies have a strain of the clap that eats right through condoms.

:golfclap:
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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0

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2009, 08:04:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2009, 07:30:50 PM
There are worse things I can worry about catching than a bastardized form of a squeaky foreign language.

True.  Frenchies have a strain of the clap that eats right through condoms.

So does Dimo.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Roomies left a note for me this morning that said they had to go get blood drawn and were going to do some shopping.

Me: So do you guys got AIDS or something?

C: ...No, we're diabetic.

Me: Excuses, excuses...*walks away*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Oh fuck this. I need to find something to do OUT of the house before I have to be into work at 3.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."