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Guido Finucci

#825
June 19, 2004, 06:22:18 AM
Quote from: fasboy4001if you are using an explosion powerd spud gun, take a spud, stab a few nail hole in it. soak for a few hours in lighter fluid.
launch!

Pah! Suspend superscrews on little bits of thread in the center of emtpy drink cans of the right size. Fill with water, freeze (a dewar of liquid nitrogen is your friend), cut the can away. Core, ram and fire. Done right it'll go clean through a concrete block wall from about 30 feet away, even with a combustion-based model.

(and you should see what miscreants can do to a car with one of those...)

illusion

#826
June 21, 2004, 04:04:30 AM
Miscreants, huh?
They look pretty proud of themselves, don't they?

Guido Finucci

#827
June 21, 2004, 06:39:37 AM
Quote from: illusionMiscreants, huh?
They look pretty proud of themselves, don't they?

That they do. Scary amount of talent in that photo too.

illusion

#828
June 21, 2004, 07:11:20 AM
Scary indeed, Guido.
But fun too, huh?

Guido Finucci

#829
June 21, 2004, 08:14:53 AM
They grew up to be a radio station owner, a talented Internet engineer, a delicious scotsman, a gifted oil geologist, a specialtist in translating rare medieval French documents and a guy named Chris (I'll let you figure out which is which - I am none of them).

It was very fun though although there were other occasions that were more fun (and probably shouldn't have evidence posted on the 'Net...)

illusion

#830
June 21, 2004, 08:27:21 AM
Thanks.
How did you know I was wondering what ever happened to that group of talented maniacs?

They sound pretty wonderful, Guido.
Good times.

Guido Finucci

#831
June 21, 2004, 08:52:24 AM
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CannedLizard

#832
June 24, 2004, 04:20:54 AM
Dear Bella,

Where did I leave my Latin textbook?

Less importantly, I appear to have a leperous growth on my leg. What brands of needles are good for removal?

Also, I'm convinced that Marcy Playground - Comin' Up From Behind is about Eris and/or Discordia. Am I right, or insane, or all three?

Thanks in advance, Bookless in Botswana (Canada, actually...but they're practically next to each other)
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

Bella

#833
June 24, 2004, 04:39:18 AM
Dear CannedLizard,

1. Hello. I'm pretty sure your book is only temporarily lost.
It's lonely and sad and waiting for you to come and get it.
You'll either have a dream about where you left it, or one of your friends is going to bring it to you.
Specifically (maybe)  someone with dark hair and a lot of energy.

2. I don't use needles for leprosy removal....never heard of such a thing, in fact. You have any tequila?
Because the time tested method of banishing leperous leg growths is to send a bottle of tequila to the High Papessa.

Honessssst.

3. Yes, all three fer sher.

PS: You sure about the Botswana thing?  I thought Canada was just west of Borneo.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

CannedLizard

#834
June 24, 2004, 05:24:44 AM
Yeah, Canada actually borders 4 countries: Botswana, Borneo, Brunei and [null_value is illegal]

[Flusing illegal value...down the loo!]

[Pondering meaning of digital existance]

[Answer: Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.]

[Reboot now, forget everything, fnord]
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

Bella

#835
June 24, 2004, 05:27:18 AM
Sadly enough, that all makes sense to me.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#836
June 24, 2004, 07:54:46 AM
Bella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

#837
June 24, 2004, 07:58:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?

Bella

#838
June 24, 2004, 07:59:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.
Uh oh! You answered honestly?!?!?

Holy crap....you better hide fer sher :shock:
My own broom closet happens to be open at the moment.
It's nice and comfy because I spent so many years in it.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#839
June 24, 2004, 07:59:40 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBella:  Some poster named "Z Magazine" just interviewed me through PM.  I answered all questions honestly...so, my question is, where can I hide from all the pissed off Discordians?

I looked at the broom closet, but it's full of Anne Frankses, these being the days of Ashcroft, and all.

Who?

Elaborate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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