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Started by LMNO, December 07, 2009, 01:45:50 PM

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Cramulus

#45
December 07, 2009, 07:10:25 PM
I just want you to know that if you start a "suggest names for my offspring" thread, we expect you to stick with the results.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
December 07, 2009, 07:11:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 07, 2009, 07:10:25 PM
I just want you to know that if you start a "suggest names for my offspring" thread, we expect you to stick with the results.

I vote "BEARFORCE1".

Subsequent children should be numbered sequentially.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#47
December 07, 2009, 07:11:46 PM
 :lulz:

LMNO

#48
December 07, 2009, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 07:11:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 07, 2009, 07:10:25 PM
I just want you to know that if you start a "suggest names for my offspring" thread, we expect you to stick with the results.

I vote "BEARFORCE1".

Subsequent children should be numbered sequentially.

Fread over, even before it was begun.

Triple Zero

#49
December 07, 2009, 10:04:07 PM
PQRS would be a good one too :)

ANYWAY CONGRATS

Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 01:58:54 PM
That seems to be the big question.  One of the odder things about this is the puzzled looks we gave each other when we found out; neither "Oh, shit!", nor "Yippee!"  We've been trying to figure out if we really want to go through with it... But I think we are gonna do it.

QuoteAlso, I should point out that we're not even through the first month yet.  Right now, it's no more than a handful of cells-- I might be posting something a bit more meloncholy in the future.

... would a joke about stemcell research be inappropriate here?

QuoteIt's gonna be pretty damn obvious to all our friends when we see them and say, "oh, we're not drinking right now."

There's no good cover story for that when you consider the fact that our current social habits revolve around bars, nightclubs, and restaraunts.

get creative with excuses. slowly turn up the ridiculosity, until in about 3 months or so, you cannot keep a straight face anymore.

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#50
December 08, 2009, 08:00:19 PM
Congrats!!!  :D

LMNO

#51
December 08, 2009, 08:01:16 PM
This morning, I came very close to convincing her that, if it was a boy, to call him Joshua Norton.

AFK

#52
December 08, 2009, 08:04:12 PM
My boy's initials are going to be MSG.  No troll.  And my wife is okay with that. 
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Darth Cupcake

#53
December 08, 2009, 08:12:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 07, 2009, 10:04:07 PM
QuoteIt's gonna be pretty damn obvious to all our friends when we see them and say, "oh, we're not drinking right now."

There's no good cover story for that when you consider the fact that our current social habits revolve around bars, nightclubs, and restaraunts.

get creative with excuses. slowly turn up the ridiculosity, until in about 3 months or so, you cannot keep a straight face anymore.



I like that idea. Might as well have fun with it!
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Kai

#54
December 08, 2009, 08:16:56 PM
Congradulations, Alphapants! Heres to a Betashirt? PQRS? Something like that.
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rong

#55
December 08, 2009, 08:21:53 PM
congrats, LMNO. 

i, too, am expecting my first born.  found out about a month ago.  baby is due in july.

maybe we can form some sort of support group.

we used the same method:  let's quit trying NOT to have one and see what happens.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
December 08, 2009, 08:26:47 PM
Congratulations, Rong!
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#57
December 08, 2009, 08:27:48 PM
Good god, from this thread we should all start trying to have a child to avoid having one.....

Seriously, y'all do know they make pills to stop all this reproduction stuff right?  

I mean these little humans sound all cute and sweet and cuddly in theory, and they aren't half bad until they learn to talk...

LMNO

#58
December 08, 2009, 08:29:12 PM
Talking is fine.  It's the screaming that befuddles me.

LMNO
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rong

#59
December 08, 2009, 08:52:47 PM
i'm so getting him/her one of these:
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"
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