Ask Bella

[Nervous Nelly]

Bella,

I just read a story (German Spam Floods Inboxes) at Wired that said,

"Zombies are personal computers that have been infected with a virus that allows spammers to control them from a remote location for the purposes of sending out mass quantities of spam. These infected machines allow spammers to send much more e-mail than they could with their own e-mail server. It also makes it harder for authorities to trace the source of the messages."

Is that what you are Queen of, you naughty lady?

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

*ques dramatic  music*

[Bella]

Bella,

I just read a story (German Spam Floods Inboxes) at Wired that said,

"Zombies are personal computers that have been infected with a virus that allows spammers to control them from a remote location for the purposes of sending out mass quantities of spam. These infected machines allow spammers to send much more e-mail than they could with their own e-mail server. It also makes it harder for authorities to trace the source of the messages."

Is that what you are Queen of, you naughty lady?

::Enters to the sound of dramatic music::

Dear Nervous Nelly,

Nooo........although that does sound like a lovely thing to be Queen of.
I am the ruler of beings much like those in the portrait below.



PS: Why does everyone persist in believing me to be naughty and/or evil?!?!?

[Malaul]

.........cause you are?

[Bella]

Oh, yeah.
I guess that's as good a reason as any.

::Goes back to filing her nails into deadly poison-tipped weapons of doom::

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

wait...she's a zombie...she looks of the living to me...

[Bella]

It's a trick.
She's a zombie, but she just replaced all her old parts with nice fresh ones.  

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

hmm....I still think she looks rather healthy to be a zombie...

[Malaul]

hello, MAKEUP!!

she is a girl after all
and I betcha shes the kinda girl that wears make up to work out too!!!

[Bella]

Sheesh!
Who in the world would wear makeup to go workout?

[Malaul]

weirdos
and freaks
and the lady next door
and my mom
and .....

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

.....? I've met him, he's a major weirdo...

[Malaul]

I havent seen ..........? inna whilem whats he been up too?

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

Dear Bella,

Are you gonna suck it up and get on the plane and fly to my house or do I have to come and get you? How can we play golf and get drunk and go to the "Sip and Dip" if you don't get on the damned plane?

Z

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Are you gonna suck it up and get on the plane and fly to my house or do I have to come and get you? How can we play golf and get drunk and go to the "Sip and Dip" if you don't get on the damned plane?

Z

Nope, not gonna suck it up. I don't have to suck it up if I don't want to. But I am getting on the plane anyway.
Not that the promise of golf is a very good incentive, btw.