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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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Jasper

#151
January 19, 2010, 05:34:18 AM
"Should I become the poo clench?"

Jasper

#153
January 19, 2010, 05:36:33 AM
The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

Iason Ouabache

#154
January 19, 2010, 06:03:23 AM
"butt zit conquered"

Thankfully not sent to me, but to my wife. She has weird friends.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cain

#155
January 19, 2010, 08:44:47 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 19, 2010, 05:36:33 AM
The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#156
January 20, 2010, 02:35:58 AM
"In my butt?"

Jasper

#157
January 20, 2010, 03:05:27 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 19, 2010, 08:44:47 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 19, 2010, 05:36:33 AM
The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

Okay, I'll fess up. 

I was texting my friend to creep him out.  Fairly standard procedure. :)

Nast

#158
January 20, 2010, 03:18:23 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 20, 2010, 03:05:27 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 19, 2010, 08:44:47 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 19, 2010, 05:36:33 AM
The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

Okay, I'll fess up. 

I was texting my friend to creep him out.  Fairly standard procedure. :)

Well I for one hate it when that happens. It's like my sphincter is trying to dash my hopes, despite the good treatment it gets.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Bu🤠ns

#159
January 20, 2010, 04:50:45 AM
OH MAN ... i have a friend who i haven't spoken to in almost a year and a half...what should i text him?

Jasper

#160
January 20, 2010, 04:54:26 AM
Quote from: Nast on January 20, 2010, 03:18:23 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 20, 2010, 03:05:27 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 19, 2010, 08:44:47 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 19, 2010, 05:36:33 AM
The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

Okay, I'll fess up. 

I was texting my friend to creep him out.  Fairly standard procedure. :)

Well I for one hate it when that happens. It's like my sphincter is trying to dash my hopes, despite the good treatment it gets.

How the hell does one pamper their sphincter?

Note: I am speaking rhetorically, do not answer.

Quote from: Burns on January 20, 2010, 04:50:45 AM
OH MAN ... i have a friend who i haven't spoken to in almost a year and a half...what should i text him?

"Look behind you."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#161
January 20, 2010, 07:26:59 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 20, 2010, 04:50:45 AM
OH MAN ... i have a friend who i haven't spoken to in almost a year and a half...what should i text him?

"Oh my god they're ALL dead?! Why didn't you feed them?! OOOOH the smell!"

Jasper

#162
January 20, 2010, 07:52:57 AM
Just sent another text to him to inspire paranoia. 

"Look out the window and wave.  The man in the green suit will tell you what to do next."

Suu

#163
June 07, 2010, 03:58:57 AM
"I feel like stabbing a hole inside my stomach then vomiting blood all over the checkstands at work."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Juana

#164
June 07, 2010, 04:25:19 AM
come over, ill protect you

So adventure means skipping and flowers, right?

Awh I did not see it I apologize. Omg I discovered firefly this week its awesome

Cake?

You could run, run to the forest
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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