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[Jasper]

"Should I become the poo clench?"

[Cainad (dec.)]

"Should I become the poo clench?"

whaaaaat?

[Jasper]

The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

[Iason Ouabache]

"butt zit conquered"

Thankfully not sent to me, but to my wife. She has weird friends.

[Cain]

The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

"In my butt?"

[Jasper]

The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

Okay, I'll fess up. 

I was texting my friend to creep him out.  Fairly standard procedure.

[Nast]

The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

Okay, I'll fess up. 

I was texting my friend to creep him out.  Fairly standard procedure.

Well I for one hate it when that happens. It's like my sphincter is trying to dash my hopes, despite the good treatment it gets.

[Bu🤠ns]

OH MAN ... i have a friend who i haven't spoken to in almost a year and a half...what should i text him?

[Jasper]

The message that came before:

"I love it when I have to poop but then I clench and it goes back up my ass.  It feels so weird."

I don't think knowing that actually helps.

Okay, I'll fess up. 

I was texting my friend to creep him out.  Fairly standard procedure.

Well I for one hate it when that happens. It's like my sphincter is trying to dash my hopes, despite the good treatment it gets.

How the hell does one pamper their sphincter?

Note: I am speaking rhetorically, do not answer.

OH MAN ... i have a friend who i haven't spoken to in almost a year and a half...what should i text him?

"Look behind you."

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

OH MAN ... i have a friend who i haven't spoken to in almost a year and a half...what should i text him?

"Oh my god they're ALL dead?! Why didn't you feed them?! OOOOH the smell!"

[Jasper]

Just sent another text to him to inspire paranoia. 

"Look out the window and wave.  The man in the green suit will tell you what to do next."

[Suu]

"I feel like stabbing a hole inside my stomach then vomiting blood all over the checkstands at work."

[Juana]

come over, ill protect you

So adventure means skipping and flowers, right?

Awh I did not see it I apologize. Omg I discovered firefly this week its awesome

Cake?

You could run, run to the forest