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Started by phi, January 20, 2010, 09:57:43 PM

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I wonder how bad people would react to fake poo and vomit on the floor of the toilet
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Dimocritus

POOPgasm? Ok, it's potty time.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

NotPublished

on the floor of the elevator!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

phi

Quote from: dimo on January 21, 2010, 09:11:44 PM
POOPgasm? Ok, it's potty time.
I like the idea of placing it in places that are absolutely bizarre... like inside someone's desk. Or, better yet, computer.

I'm not sick enough to use real shit, however.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 24, 2010, 03:44:12 AM
Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.

phi

Quote from: NotPublished on January 21, 2010, 09:00:50 PM
I wonder how bad people would react to fake poo and vomit on the floor of the toilet
On the floor of the toilet? Erh... In any case, I occasionally see shit smeared on the walls. It's a sign of sexual abuse, actually. No idea why......

Hmm... is there a false candle version of poop? Like, every time you flush, it floats back to the surface?
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 24, 2010, 03:44:12 AM
Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.

Captain Utopia

Quote from: Payne on January 21, 2010, 12:13:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 21, 2010, 06:12:02 AM
Maybe the last guy was kind of a twisted fucker.  Maybe he went to the trouble of flushing his TP down a different toilet to make people wonder.

I have done this, for the lulz.
Why flush, when you can toss them under the partition into the neighbouring stalls and get a twofer?  Checking that they are unoccupied first might be wise though.

phi

Quote from: FP on January 23, 2010, 09:03:18 PM
Quote from: Payne on January 21, 2010, 12:13:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 21, 2010, 06:12:02 AM
Maybe the last guy was kind of a twisted fucker.  Maybe he went to the trouble of flushing his TP down a different toilet to make people wonder.

I have done this, for the lulz.
Why flush, when you can toss them under the partition into the neighbouring stalls and get a twofer?  Checking that they are unoccupied first might be wise though.

Sure, spoil the fun.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 24, 2010, 03:44:12 AM
Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.

Payne

Quote from: FP on January 23, 2010, 09:03:18 PM
Quote from: Payne on January 21, 2010, 12:13:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 21, 2010, 06:12:02 AM
Maybe the last guy was kind of a twisted fucker.  Maybe he went to the trouble of flushing his TP down a different toilet to make people wonder.

I have done this, for the lulz.
Why flush, when you can toss them under the partition into the neighbouring stalls and get a twofer?  Checking that they are unoccupied first might be wise though.

Cause it's funny when you work with an absolute hygiene freak. You can see them eyeing everyone up, wondering who never wiped and avoiding contact with anyone at all.

Captain Utopia


Bu🤠ns

I've experienced a similar phenominon and it was at a restaurant and i inquired to the management. 

They told me that some of the Mexicans had poor plumbing where they came from and habitually placed the toilet paper into the trash can to prevent clogging.

To this day I'm still not sure if I was being bullshitted but anyway--take it for what it's worth.

phi

Quote from: Payne on January 23, 2010, 09:07:46 PM
Cause it's funny when you work with an absolute hygiene freak. You can see them eyeing everyone up, wondering who never wiped and avoiding contact with anyone at all.
Wait... where do you work? :oops:
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 24, 2010, 03:44:12 AM
Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.

LMNO

Quote from: Burns on January 23, 2010, 09:22:54 PM
I've experienced a similar phenominon and it was at a restaurant and i inquired to the management. 

They told me that some of the Mexicans had poor plumbing where they came from and habitually placed the toilet paper into the trash can to prevent clogging.

To this day I'm still not sure if I was being bullshitted but anyway--take it for what it's worth.

Well, when I went to Argentina, we were told that the plumbing in most places couldn't handle the paper, and there were trash cans right next to the toilet for paper disposal. 

That was one cultural difference that took some getting used to.

Jenne

Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 01:21:04 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 23, 2010, 09:22:54 PM
I've experienced a similar phenominon and it was at a restaurant and i inquired to the management. 

They told me that some of the Mexicans had poor plumbing where they came from and habitually placed the toilet paper into the trash can to prevent clogging.

To this day I'm still not sure if I was being bullshitted but anyway--take it for what it's worth.

Well, when I went to Argentina, we were told that the plumbing in most places couldn't handle the paper, and there were trash cans right next to the toilet for paper disposal. 

That was one cultural difference that took some getting used to.

Yes, in Mexico, they usually ask you to put the paper in the can next to the toilet.  And some places here in CA have taken to putting signs that say the opposite so our patrons from across the border know it's ok to flush it.

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