Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

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while it's not the actual clip, it's almost as good.
http://www.cafeshops.com/slap2face.10994407

[Anonymous]

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

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My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry?

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

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Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

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leave allready, quite being an attention whore.


...dammit! I fell for it again...

[gnimbley]

Hey, Tao. Come back after you graduate from grade school.

As for meeting people. I was at the devival. Where were you?
Malaul wanted to know if you still wanted her to do your wedding
but you didn't even have the courtesy to respond to her, did you?

BTW, why did all the mind fucks you posted have to do with EVT
dressing up like a whore? Don't you have any respect for even
your own woman? Sexist.

Is that enough name calling for today?

(You know, it's really sad when somebody doesn't get it. Do you
think we should spell it out for him?)

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

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My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry?

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

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Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

tao... gonna miss you man ... come back and let me know when you and your wife have started your site up I would love to participate in you jakes and mindfucks( be warned though as a discordian I may disagree with you sometimes... but that doesn't mean I wont enjoy your company)

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Hey, Tao. Come back after you graduate from grade school.

As for meeting people. I was at the devival. Where were you?
Malaul wanted to know if you still wanted her to do your wedding
but you didn't even have the courtesy to respond to her, did you?

BTW, why did all the mind fucks you posted have to do with EVT
dressing up like a whore? Don't you have any respect for even
your own woman? Sexist.

Is that enough name calling for today?

(You know, it's really sad when somebody doesn't get it. Do you
think we should spell it out for him?)

no we shouldn't spell it out for him... just cause you read it doesn't mean you'll get it... some things only come through experience.

[Bella]

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Oh my, I've been puzzled by this all day and then it hit me.
You think the pic I posted of me hunting the bad egg (which merely represents....eggs) had something to do with you.

It didn't.

Someone mentioned chickens, which led me to think of eggs and I was making fun of myself for not liking to eat eggs. In fact, I  also posted the same pic in the mindfuck forums a day or two earlier. (see below)

Not everything in the world is about you.

Mmmm......sausages.


Yuck.....eggs.

listen love you gotta come round to the egg thing otherwise there will be too many chickens. and thery smell and they are stupid and im drunk, and i ate spicy snacks and then decided to have a wank without washing my hands and now im sad.so eat eggs or suffer the consequences like i have.well not exactly but indeed very similar.

I fear she will never come round to the egg thing.
Oh, the stories I could tell you all about Bella and eggs.

She's right. I will never come round to the egg thing........see pic below.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Tao: Of course I am cute when I am angry. What do you think stops me from getting pounced on by Forth of July celebrators angered  at me when I decided to explode an effigy of GWBush and then throw paint baloons all the while wearing a kilt? Well, nevermind that now. That incident was last week's history. I am cured.

But anyway, heh. I pulled a fast one on you. You thought that my seriousness at your seriousness was an attempt at humor to mask my serious when it was, in fact, an attempt to be humorous that just got to be a lot of hoots. (You should have seen the looks on the faces of the people I actually got up in front of and read that rant to. All my rants are crowd tested first. Note: The rant about money has actually resulted in people giving me money. Hoots!) Anyway, I digress into my longwindedness.

If you really feel the way you do, Tao, that's okay. This is an online forum afterall. Therefore it should be no surprise that it is primarily web interactions that go on here. Most of my Discordian activities occur sadly in the real world town in which I live, not that I am resposible for any of them, mind you. It is nice to take a break from all that and come on here and bullshit, chat, and do silly things. Why? Who fucking cares why? I do as I wish when I want. You can't tell another Discordian how to behave. You know that we are "non-stick" peoples.


EVT: I am sorry you feel the way you do and a little disturbed that you would come down so harshly. If you want higher intellectual content and discussion here, then, by all means, start some of your own. Those who are interested in that will gladly go on ahead and particiapte. I am tired of people whining and whining about how this-that-and-the-other is not the way it should-could-would-be. In essence, stop looking for the "no-good-shits" and realize that if shit didn't happen you would explode. Discordia is so much more than any of our ideas about what it is, although it is also what we think it is.  It goes no where and does nothing to make grand statements about "posers" and such on the internet...and here's why, in my opinion: Frankly, I really don't know who the hell most of you are, so I can't really seriously say whether you are Real Discordians(tm) or not. Nor could I care.

Anyway, you are both still excommunicated. (That's what we Discordians(tm) do to each other here, at least in Chicago.)

Ah well. The Jihad is onward, forward, backward, leeward, seaward, and billiard. That is all.

Heh. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

(P.S. - Everyone knocks the Subgeniuses for some reason. But I will smite those filthy anti-Subgenii with Eris Apple Pie.)

(Parenthetically- Pfft!)

[Donkeyotay]

mmmm pie.....

[gnimbley]

Wow. Does excommunication hurt? Can I give it a try some time? I have never been excommunicated before.

[Malaul]

::pulls out long black rubber gloves adn the KY::


Bend over, lemme show ya

this wont hurt a bit

 

[Guido Finucci]

Wow. Does excommunication hurt? Can I give it a try some time? I have never been excommunicated before.

Gnimbley, you are hereby excommunicated until you learn better. So there.

[gnimbley]

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See.

It's actually damn good fun.

[Trollax]

Oh for Fucks sake!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Stop trying to be the one who can solve everybody's problems and grow the fuck up! I know that hardly anyone these days wants to play nice and just do their best to get along with other people, but maybe you can fake it 'til you make it. It's pretty plain to me that there is an overwhelming majority of people in here who would love to have a couple of other people bow down on their knees and admit a humble defeat slaving one ideology for another. Hmmn. seems like we're all missing the point eh?

Yes. I am aware of irony...