Man shoots alleged child molester

[Kai]

Bullshit.

Everyone knows that 2/3 of all discordians were raped by every black man they ever encountered.

And 11/12ths of them deserved it, the bastards!

[BabylonHoruv]

I love it when people are like, "But.. i thought Discordians were supposed to hate authority!"   

something something something eristic delusion something

Well sure, but as the go to response, for being molested for 17 years?  That's pretty hard core law and order.

personally, I would tend to think that someone who was subjected to Discordian thought patterns for any length of time would probably NOT have been abused/manipulated for 17 years.

If their response to being abused/manipulated was to go to the police and leave it at that, then yeah, they probably would be.

[LMNO]

Now you're just being obtuse.

[BabylonHoruv]

Now you're just being obtuse.

Perhaps a little.  I was actually trying to point out that you made almost exactly the same generalization I did.

[LMNO]

Well, as long as we're both toying with polemics.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Bullshit.

Everyone knows that 2/3 of all discordians were raped by every black man they ever encountered.

i pee-laughed

[Ari]

There was something I wanted to contribute, about the death of the molester in regards to the mental state of the molested. That happened a few pages back but appears to lack relevance at this point.

Instead I will just bump this pic, simply 'cause it made me spill my morning coffee over the new carpet and imo deserves further appreciation.

~planeswalker
needed a good laugh

[Doktor Howl]

If you're driven to murder someone, even for a just cause such as molestation, you need to be evaluated. The correct course of action is to inform authorities and have them take care of it.

Not a response I'd expect to see get much play on a Discordian board.

What is the correct "Discordian" response?

[Cain]

To do the Turkey Curse on the alleged molestor, of course
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[Doktor Howl]

To do the Turkey Curse on the alleged molestor, of course
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I just kinda filled back up with hate. 

[Elder Iptuous]

If you're driven to murder someone, even for a just cause such as molestation, you need to be evaluated. The correct course of action is to inform authorities and have them take care of it.

Not a response I'd expect to see get much play on a Discordian board.

What is the correct "Discordian" response?

i would assume 'judge/jury/execute for yourself, schmuck'
speaking of which, didn't someone say you were sequestered away with jury duty atm?

[Doktor Howl]

If you're driven to murder someone, even for a just cause such as molestation, you need to be evaluated. The correct course of action is to inform authorities and have them take care of it.

Not a response I'd expect to see get much play on a Discordian board.

What is the correct "Discordian" response?

i would assume 'judge/jury/execute for yourself, schmuck'
speaking of which, didn't someone say you were sequestered away with jury duty atm?

On a jury, but not sequestered.  Just really, really busy, because the court runs until 5PM.  I'll be around on Monday, as there are no trials on Monday in Tucson.

[Cain]

[Dysnomia]

IMO, the proper response would have been to tar and feather the man.

[Jasper]

IMO, the proper response would have been to tar and feather the man.

A fate, I feel the need to mention, which is much worse than being shot dead.  The hot tar not only leaves severe burns, but is often fatal after a period of suffering.