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So, Jim, this jury I was on...

Started by Doktor Howl, April 15, 2010, 05:16:54 PM

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There is nothing wrong with shallow. When practiced In moderation.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Suu

Well I never wear lip color, especially hooker red, so I needed to make sure I could do my eyes in a moderate way! I swear!
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There is nothing more hawt than a woman scorned  :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

As long as the blister on my toe cooperates, there will be 3" stiletto action as well.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

http://www.abc-of-hiking.com/hiking-health/blisters.asp

Quote* If the Blisters are at the surface and filled with fluid, you should take a sterilized needle and pierce the skin blisters. Pierce from the side close to the base of the Blister and let all the liquid flow out. If the affected skin is still intact then do not remove it. Instead, cover the drained Blister with moleskin. If the affected area is ruptured then carefully cut it away and clean the underlying new skin with rubbing alcohol or an antiseptic. If you have the time, you should allow the new skin to harden in the open air. If you need to move on again, apply moleskin and use gauze to keep the moleskin from directly contacting the tender new skin. Once the new skin has hardened a bit, you can apply benzoin or rubbing alcohol to further toughen up the new skin. Keep the new skin clean and sterilize it to prevent infection.
    * If the Blisters on Foot are buried deep in your skin and does not hold a lot of liquid then do not try to puncture them. Instead, just cover them with moleskin.

Revenge is a dish best served in 3" stilettos  :wink:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

Oh they already popped, just a bit tender. I just tried on the shoes, I should be fine.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

I suppose covertly captured pics of the look on his face are out of the question?  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

Yeah...courtroom etiquette and that.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

Figures. Artists impression will have to do then  :mrgreen:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BADGE OF HONOR

Noooooo popping a blister is a terribly painful idea  :x
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

Will you at least take some pics of your outfit prior to leaving the house?

Suu

I don't have a full length mirror :(.

I will attest that I was unfortunately one of the best dressed there. Seriously people, you're in a courtroom, DRESS APPROPRIATELY. Including Mr. Herbert and his fucking mohawk.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 04:29:18 PM
I don't have a full length mirror :(.

I will attest that I was unfortunately one of the best dressed there. Seriously people, you're in a courtroom, DRESS APPROPRIATELY. Including Mr. Herbert and his fucking mohawk.

:lulz:
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Jenne

Ugh.  What a sad little case you had, Rog.  :(  I've been "fortunate"? enough to escape jury duty, somehow.  So I have yet to have that experience.  I don't look forward to it, but I will go through with it.

My mom had it recently, thinking they'd dismiss her due to my dad's circumstances, but they still kept her on till the jury was dismissed for other reasons.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on April 16, 2010, 04:55:34 PM
Ugh.  What a sad little case you had, Rog.  :(  I've been "fortunate"? enough to escape jury duty, somehow.  So I have yet to have that experience.  I don't look forward to it, but I will go through with it.

My mom had it recently, thinking they'd dismiss her due to my dad's circumstances, but they still kept her on till the jury was dismissed for other reasons.

Yeah, just spoke to the plaintiff's attorney, who requested a critique on the case, which I was happy to give.

Summary:  It was a horrible thing, the case was depressing as hell, and I can't assign blame to the Sheriff, who was never in control of the situation until the damage was done.
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