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So, Jim, this jury I was on...

Started by Doktor Howl, April 15, 2010, 05:16:54 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

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April 16, 2010, 07:29:44 PM
God I would hate to be on a jury for something like that.  Knowing me I would have sat there and just cried or something equally stupid.  Makes me appreciate my illegal fishing trial all the more.

Sucks you got stuck doing it, but hey you are clear for 6 months right?  Or did you say they could call you back right away?

Doktor Howl

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April 16, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 16, 2010, 07:29:44 PM
God I would hate to be on a jury for something like that.  Knowing me I would have sat there and just cried or something equally stupid.  Makes me appreciate my illegal fishing trial all the more.

Sucks you got stuck doing it, but hey you are clear for 6 months right?  Or did you say they could call you back right away?

2 years, actually. 

I was mistaken.  If you serve ON a jury, you're clear for 2 years.  If you are called but don't serve, 1 year.  If they cancel your jury pool (happened to me before), you go back in the pool.
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