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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 09:33:26 PM
So Dok, do you think ZAPPA had dildos?

Yeah.  They're named Moon Unit and Dweezil.
Molon Lube

Mangrove

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2010, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 09:33:26 PM
So Dok, do you think ZAPPA had dildos?

Yeah.  They're named Moon Unit and Dweezil.

And Ahmet. The 3rd & lesser known dildo. Kinda like the Arquette brother that no one particularly remembers.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 09:35:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2010, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 09:33:26 PM
So Dok, do you think ZAPPA had dildos?

Yeah.  They're named Moon Unit and Dweezil.

And Ahmet. The 3rd & lesser known dildo. Kinda like the Arquette brother that no one particularly remembers.



No, I'm pretty sure Ahmet was a pocket pussy.  The GOOD kind, all full of spikes and concertina wire, and powered by a 3 HP electric motor.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 29, 2010, 09:26:55 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 29, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: GoddesS PurpleriS  "Καλλίστη" on April 29, 2010, 09:21:00 PM
you are the one / (s) being racist,

Ooooh, now we're racist black homosexual lemur bithes!  :lulz:

Nigel, will you be my lesbian lemur lover?



( :titter: )

With lots of lusty loveliness!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mangrove on April 29, 2010, 09:31:39 PM
Quote from: GoddesS PurpleriS  "Καλλίστη" on April 29, 2010, 09:30:59 PM
get the fuck out of my thread if you dont like it you fuckin freakin nerdos!

I AM THE FOUNDER OF FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS & THE IMMORAL CHURCH OF ABNORNALITY!

I AM PURPLERIS DISCORDIA,

AND THIS IS THE ONLY THREAD THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE IN PD FORUMS..

SO,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD IF YOU DONT LIKE IT,

AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE IF YOU THINK ITS UGLY!

YOU FUCKIN, FREAKIN, NERDOS!!!!!


ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH        :horrormirth:

BITH

:lulz: Oh shit, this just about made me lose it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2010, 09:39:21 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 29, 2010, 09:38:46 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 29, 2010, 09:26:55 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 29, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: GoddesS PurpleriS  "Καλλίστη" on April 29, 2010, 09:21:00 PM
you are the one / (s) being racist,

Ooooh, now we're racist black homosexual lemur bithes!  :lulz:

Nigel, will you be my lesbian lemur lover?



( :titter: )

With lots of lusty loveliness!

And dildos.  You can't forget the dildos.

SHUSH CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE ALLITERATING WITH ALLUSIONS TO A-LUST?


:lol: )

Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 29, 2010, 09:40:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2010, 09:39:21 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 29, 2010, 09:38:46 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 29, 2010, 09:26:55 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 29, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: GoddesS PurpleriS  "Καλλίστη" on April 29, 2010, 09:21:00 PM
you are the one / (s) being racist,

Ooooh, now we're racist black homosexual lemur bithes!  :lulz:

Nigel, will you be my lesbian lemur lover?



( :titter: )

With lots of lusty loveliness!

And dildos.  You can't forget the dildos.

SHUSH CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE ALLITERATING WITH ALLUSIONS TO A-LUST?


:lol: )

Okay.

Lube.  Lots of Lube.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky


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Purpleris Niaiseris

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Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.