Let me tell you a story...

[LMNO]

I'm gonna need an upright bass, an accordian, a piano slightly out of tune, some random scraps of metal, and a pint of scotch.

Also, some salve for after you tear your chest hair out on stage.

I shall request the saliva from a bevy of 25-year-old well-proportioned orphans.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm gonna need an upright bass, an accordian, a piano slightly out of tune, some random scraps of metal, and a pint of scotch.

Also, some salve for after you tear your chest hair out on stage.

I shall request the saliva from a bevy of 25-year-old well-proportioned orphans.

I'd use Courtney Love, myself.  No nerve endings can function with that slobber etching your flesh.

[Adios]

I'm gonna need an upright bass, an accordian, a piano slightly out of tune, some random scraps of metal, and a pint of scotch.

Also, some salve for after you tear your chest hair out on stage.

I shall request the saliva from a bevy of 25-year-old well-proportioned orphans.

I'd use Courtney Love, myself.  No nerve endings can function with that slobber etching your flesh.

My vote goes to Sheryl Crow. That woman is HAWT!

[Doktor Howl]

I'm gonna need an upright bass, an accordian, a piano slightly out of tune, some random scraps of metal, and a pint of scotch.

Also, some salve for after you tear your chest hair out on stage.

I shall request the saliva from a bevy of 25-year-old well-proportioned orphans.

I'd use Courtney Love, myself.  No nerve endings can function with that slobber etching your flesh.

My vote goes to Sheryl Crow. That woman is HAWT!

Patchouli is bad for wounds, though.

[Adios]

I'm gonna need an upright bass, an accordian, a piano slightly out of tune, some random scraps of metal, and a pint of scotch.

Also, some salve for after you tear your chest hair out on stage.

I shall request the saliva from a bevy of 25-year-old well-proportioned orphans.

I'd use Courtney Love, myself.  No nerve endings can function with that slobber etching your flesh.

My vote goes to Sheryl Crow. That woman is HAWT!

Patchouli is bad for wounds, though.

It cauterizes as it cuts though.

[P3nT4gR4m]

So how the fuck do I go about getting a fit test and/or ct scan then?

And what's this about less booze? I already got a script for nicotine patches. doctor never mentioned anything about booze. Without nicotine, TCH and Alchohol how am I supposed to get shitfaced? And don't give me that "high on life" crap. Tried that - remembered everything

Shitfaced is overrated. I know; I tried it on Saturday, just in case I was mistaken.

I was not.

HERESY!! Shitfaced was how I got into this mess in the first place. No wait... 

[BadBeast]

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Dying is boring. There is nothing and after dying three times I STILL CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
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Maybe, just maybe you only died twice, and imagined the third time, to give some extra gravity to your afterlife. Then the people you see everyday, who you think are alive, are actually the spirits of others, who also believe themselves to be alive.

There are many stories of people going mad, who suddenly start seeing everybody as dead people. Maybe they are the only ones who get to return to the dream of the living.

There are almost definitely many flaws in this scenario, not least of which being the paradox of whether I myself have any reality beyond the pixels on your monitor.  Luckily, that one concerns your reality, not mine, and I don't have to decide on that. (Just as well really, because I'm not sure I can look at it objectively)