Difficult Choices: Get your dick out of that fish, you fish fucker!

[Salty]

Yes.

The worst is the blank stare with no movement at all.
I was once with a woman who did that while I was doing my damndest and said, "Should I be doing something?" like I was changing the oil on my car and she felt guilty for not helping.

"Yes.  You should be wearing THIS!  MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I ought to aquire some terrifying metal headgear for that kind of situation. 

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You know what's the worst?  A man with a big dick who doesn't know how to use it. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Assuming there's a basic level of attraction (which IME has very little to do with looks) I'll take skill over looks every time.

The only thing that's worse than a passive guy who lacks skill is a really energetic guy who lacks skill. Oh my god. It makes me feel like I'm having sex with an excited puppy... settle down and give me a damn chance to concentrate! At least with the passive one I can get on top, close my eyes, and get myself off.

[eighteen buddha strike]

FISH FUCK BABY!

[Elder Iptuous]

this is all assuming just a one time deal, right?

because if it's a 'desert island' type scenario, you might want to keep in mind that you could possibly teach a person how to fuck properly....

[Jasper]

I have.

Also, my vote isn't a universal preference.  My track record would tell you that.  It's just what I'm in the mood for at the moment.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You know what's the worst?  A man with a big dick who doesn't know how to use it. 

ding!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

this is all assuming just a one time deal, right?

because if it's a 'desert island' type scenario, you might want to keep in mind that you could possibly teach a person how to fuck properly....

...or the fact that interesting, intelligent people become more attractive the longer you know them.

Can we have an option for interesting and intelligent?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I absolutely prefer a great lay over someone who looks good.

Incidentally, there seem to be a lot more really good looking women who are bad at sex than there are average women who are bad at sex.

[East Coast Hustle]

FISH FUCK BABY!

shit. I came to this thread to do just this.

[Triple Zero]

Um, I vote for the beautiful women who is good in bed and knows how to use the .. thing what you call it in english? Sort of like a narrow clamp, except it doesn't stretch as easily?

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Um, I vote for the beautiful women who is good in bed and knows how to use the .. thing what you call it in english? Sort of like a narrow clamp, except it doesn't stretch as easily?

A narrow clamp?



Luckily for me, I do not have to choose.

That said, I enjoy both passive and dominant roles, so beautiful it is.


Also:

[Triple Zero]

Um, I vote for the beautiful women who is good in bed and knows how to use the .. thing what you call it in english? Sort of like a narrow clamp, except it doesn't stretch as easily?

A narrow clamp?

Well, not really a proper clamp, of course. It's more round, usually. Unless you got a cheap one.

(or, you know, a really really expensive one )

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

PC muscle.

That's what trip means.

Sometimes a trainable lover is a good thing.

Other times having them be pre-milfed is awesome.

Also cervix bashing if you are well endowed HURTS! I have no preference for size in that respect but the cervix bashing is not fun.

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I have no preference for size in that respect but the cervix bashing is not fun.

You should of thought about that before you decided to have a tiny vagina.