Door knocking Bible Thumpers

[Jasper]

My mate did the same thing, with big doses of LSD, in malice, to two Policemen who had come to his house to give him a Court Date. They were all, like pretending to be his "Buddy" with, "Can we come in and talk to you about your Court Date?" I saw him put two 400 mike Dots in each cup. I shook my head, and mouthed "No"! silently at him, but he had a grin like a Chesire cat on, and there was no stopping him.

I've been on the giving and receiving end of that same grin.

Horrorlulz.

[BadBeast]

My mate did the same thing, with big doses of LSD, in malice, to two Policemen who had come to his house to give him a Court Date. They were all, like pretending to be his "Buddy" with, "Can we come in and talk to you about your Court Date?" I saw him put two 400 mike Dots in each cup. I shook my head, and mouthed "No"! silently at him, but he had a grin like a Chesire cat on, and there was no stopping him.

Oh, that is dangerous, what happened?

He sat there politely listening to them,  with that huge grin across his face, sipping tea, and nodding, while these two plods, started trying to "groom" him as a possible source of information. After about half an hour, I came back into the room, and these two Uniforms were looking decidedly nervous. They kept glancing around, at the slightest noise. Quite jumpy, they were. My mate Daffy was thoroughly enjoying himself by now, and kept talking at them really fast, with his pikiest voice, and they couldn't understand a word he was saying. Then he would suddenly ask them what they thought. And of course, having the type of personality that is dependent on a need to have an illusion of control, they would nod, and agree with him. Just say yes. Then he got up, and got a little pair of speakers from behind the sofa. Handed them to one of the Coppers, and said, "I'll let you have cheap then, them for £20" and this poor bastard just took the speakers, (which were stolen, and didn't work anyway) pulled out his wallet, and gave him £20. Daffy fixed him in the eye, and said "£20, mate! you just gave me a tenner!" so he gave him another £20! (That was £40!) The speakers would have only cost £8 if he'd bought them new! By then, they were seriously tripping. And they couldn't get to the door fast enough! After they left, they sat outside the house in their squad car for at least 3 hours, we were ringing our other mates up, and telling them there were 2 Coppers, sat in a Car outside our house, tripping their nuts off! And they would walk past the car, and bang on the roof, as they went by, for the crack. That was the only time I ever felt a little bit sorry for a Copper. (Only a little bit though) That was very strong Acid too. and they both double dropped.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My mate did the same thing, with big doses of LSD, in malice, to two Policemen who had come to his house to give him a Court Date. They were all, like pretending to be his "Buddy" with, "Can we come in and talk to you about your Court Date?" I saw him put two 400 mike Dots in each cup. I shook my head, and mouthed "No"! silently at him, but he had a grin like a Chesire cat on, and there was no stopping him.

Oh, that is dangerous, what happened?

He sat there politely listening to them,  with that huge grin across his face, sipping tea, and nodding, while these two plods, started trying to "groom" him as a possible source of information. After about half an hour, I came back into the room, and these two Uniforms were looking decidedly nervous. They kept glancing around, at the slightest noise. Quite jumpy, they were. My mate Daffy was thoroughly enjoying himself by now, and kept talking at them really fast, with his pikiest voice, and they couldn't understand a word he was saying. Then he would suddenly ask them what they thought. And of course, having the type of personality that is dependent on a need to have an illusion of control, they would nod, and agree with him. Just say yes. Then he got up, and got a little pair of speakers from behind the sofa. Handed them to one of the Coppers, and said, "I'll let you have cheap then, them for £20" and this poor bastard just took the speakers, (which were stolen, and didn't work anyway) pulled out his wallet, and gave him £20. Daffy fixed him in the eye, and said "£20, mate! you just gave me a tenner!" so he gave him another £20! (That was £40!) The speakers would have only cost £8 if he'd bought them new! By then, they were seriously tripping. And they couldn't get to the door fast enough! After they left, they sat outside the house in their squad car for at least 3 hours, we were ringing our other mates up, and telling them there were 2 Coppers, sat in a Car outside our house, tripping their nuts off! And they would walk past the car, and bang on the roof, as they went by, for the crack. That was the only time I ever felt a little bit sorry for a Copper. (Only a little bit though) That was very strong Acid too. and they both double dropped.

Ok, that is a bit funny, since nothing untoward happened or that they reported it. I imagine drugging a cop is not something a judge would be too happy about. The forty quid thing is awesome though.

Edit: What I mean like, is that this sounds like a scene out of a movie

[BadBeast]

It felt like a scene out of a Freak brothers comic at the time. They couldn't have got him for anything though, as Acid is virtually untraceable in the system. I think the Coppers must have just gone somewhere quiet, until it all stopped. They left the car outside fro 2 days though. By the time his his Court Date came, he'd gone on the run, and they didn't catch up with him for four years. (Which is exactly what they eventually gave him)

[Jasper]

Hahahaa! 

[BadBeast]

My mate did the same thing, with big doses of LSD, in malice, to two Policemen who had come to his house to give him a Court Date. They were all, like pretending to be his "Buddy" with, "Can we come in and talk to you about your Court Date?" I saw him put two 400 mike Dots in each cup. I shook my head, and mouthed "No"! silently at him, but he had a grin like a Chesire cat on, and there was no stopping him.

I've been on the giving and receiving end of that same grin.

Horrorlulz.

Yeah, Helps to justify doing it to others, if you've been done yourself at some point.

I was always a glutton for it though. (And that is the lulziest grin I've ever seen/done)

[BabylonHoruv]

I strung a couple of JW's along for a few weeks, then one asked if they could come back on Saturday and i said i had non interest in continuing a conversation with people who didn't recognize the ten commandments.

Didn't recognize the ten commandments? What?

Saturday is the seventh day.  That's a required day of rest and worship by the ten commandments.

Right, still not sure I follow? Don't JW's recognize the sabbath as Saturday?

Apparently not, unless trying to convert people falls under the worship part of that.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Hrmmm... well here's the view on the 10 Commandments from a JW perspective.

The Mosaic Law Covenant (of which the 10 Commandments are just the most popular bit) was a covenant between YHVH and the Israelite Nation with Moses as the mediator of that covenant.
When Jesus came, he fulfilled the Mosaic Law Covenant and began a New Covenant, this was between all of Mankind and YHVH with Jesus as the antitypical Moses... the mediator. This New Covenant replace the Mosaic Law.

The Old Covenant required that the Jewish people adhere to ALL of the laws God gave them. As it was impossible to be 100% perfectly in line with these laws, the Jews performed series of yearly sacrifices to pay for their sins. Particularly during the Atonement Day ritual when they would bring out the 'Goat for Azazel' and the High Priest would basically places all the sins of Israel on the goat. The goat was then taken into the wilderness and killed in a rather creative fashion, symbolizing blood payment for sins. When Jesus came, he was the first Jew to 100% follow the Law... thus he was Perfect.

According to the Bible "The wages Sin pays is Death"... aka If you Sin, you are condemned to death. Since Jesus didn't sin, he didn't need to die. However, he became a Perfect Sacrifice and his perfect blood under the New Covenant covers all sins of all humankind.

The New Covenant, as laid out in the Greek Scriptures is much more simple, covers Gentiles as well as Jews and doesn't say anything about the Sabbath.

Christians that think they need to follow the 10 Commandments forget that they must also take sacrificial animals to the Temple of YHVH and have a Levitical Priest sacrifice it for them. Not to mention not eating Pork, Shellfish etc.

Holy Crap, it scares me how easily I remember that crap!

[Adios]

I'll just keep mine simple. If they do agree to come in after I answer the door naked then I will ask if it's alright if I masturbate while we talk about it because I am gay for god.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I'll just keep mine simple. If they do agree to come in after I answer the door naked then I will ask if it's alright if I masturbate while we talk about it because I am gay for god.

They will think you are demonized and leave...

I used to think lots of people were demonized. Objects could be demonized, people, houses... looking back, it was like some kind of bad sci-fi movie. I recall us running from some crazy guy in Manhattan because it was obvious he was demonized... (I think now he was just crazy).

[BabylonHoruv]

Hrmmm... well here's the view on the 10 Commandments from a JW perspective.

The Mosaic Law Covenant (of which the 10 Commandments are just the most popular bit) was a covenant between YHVH and the Israelite Nation with Moses as the mediator of that covenant.
When Jesus came, he fulfilled the Mosaic Law Covenant and began a New Covenant, this was between all of Mankind and YHVH with Jesus as the antitypical Moses... the mediator. This New Covenant replace the Mosaic Law.

The Old Covenant required that the Jewish people adhere to ALL of the laws God gave them. As it was impossible to be 100% perfectly in line with these laws, the Jews performed series of yearly sacrifices to pay for their sins. Particularly during the Atonement Day ritual when they would bring out the 'Goat for Azazel' and the High Priest would basically places all the sins of Israel on the goat. The goat was then taken into the wilderness and killed in a rather creative fashion, symbolizing blood payment for sins. When Jesus came, he was the first Jew to 100% follow the Law... thus he was Perfect.

According to the Bible "The wages Sin pays is Death"... aka If you Sin, you are condemned to death. Since Jesus didn't sin, he didn't need to die. However, he became a Perfect Sacrifice and his perfect blood under the New Covenant covers all sins of all humankind.

The New Covenant, as laid out in the Greek Scriptures is much more simple, covers Gentiles as well as Jews and doesn't say anything about the Sabbath.

Christians that think they need to follow the 10 Commandments forget that they must also take sacrificial animals to the Temple of YHVH and have a Levitical Priest sacrifice it for them. Not to mention not eating Pork, Shellfish etc.

Holy Crap, it scares me how easily I remember that crap!

Yeah I kinda figured that was the line.  I was pretty clear with em leading up to that point though that I considered the golden rule and the ten commandments as the important bits, and that if something contradicted that it was probably a mistranslation.

Throw out the mosaic law and you can't hate gays anymore, and as far as I can tell they definitely hate gays.

[Doktor Howl]

Inre:  The OP.

If anyone comes to your house for any reason other than an express invitation from yourself, or armed with a warrant, they are fair game.  Even if one or both of the above conditions are met, they might still be fair game.

[BadBeast]

Inre:  The OP.

If anyone comes to your house for any reason other than an express invitation from yourself, or armed with a warrant, they are fair game.  Even if one or both of the above conditions are met, they might still be fair game.

"Warning. Casual callers may be subjected to Psychosis inducing Drugs, traumatised by indiscriminate sexual overtures, or any combination of these factors"

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Inre:  The OP.

If anyone comes to your house for any reason other than an express invitation from yourself, or armed with a warrant, they are fair game.  Even if one or both of the above conditions are met, they might still be fair game.

"Warning. Casual callers may be subjected to Psychosis inducing Drugs, traumatised by indiscriminate sexual overtures, or any combination of these factors"

Those words might too big for them to heed

[BadBeast]

But surely counted as a legitimate disclaimer? (In Court)