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Captain Utopia

 :x  I thought the headline referred to the decision, but watching her frothing insanity in the video is scaring me.  I need a helmet, this century sucks balls.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:28:19 AM
:x  I thought the headline referred to the decision, but watching her frothing insanity in the video is scaring me.  I need a helmet, this century sucks balls.

By which, of course, you mean "AMAZING!"
Molon Lube

Captain Utopia


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.
Molon Lube

President Television

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.

:( I'm starting to consider a change of profession.
What kind of edukation do doktors need?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 02:54:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.

:( I'm starting to consider a change of profession.
What kind of edukation do doktors need?

From what I understand, you have to get your BS, then MS, then Doktorate in Horror. Don't forget that you have to have a defense for your thesis.

Doktorates in Horror can be acquired at Tucson U.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 02:54:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.

:( I'm starting to consider a change of profession.
What kind of edukation do doktors need?

Start with My Lai, and work your way forward.
Molon Lube

President Television

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 03:55:44 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 02:54:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.

:( I'm starting to consider a change of profession.
What kind of edukation do doktors need?

Start with My Lai, and work your way forward.

Just looked that up.  :|

The horror of it all was somewhat ruined, though, when my stepfather came into the room while I had wikipedia open and said that there was a movie made about it starring Michael J. Fox. He then proceeded to inform me that it was based on a true story.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 03:55:44 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 02:54:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.

:( I'm starting to consider a change of profession.
What kind of edukation do doktors need?

Start with My Lai, and work your way forward.

Just looked that up.  :|

The horror of it all was somewhat ruined, though, when my stepfather came into the room while I had wikipedia open and said that there was a movie made about it starring Michael J. Fox. He then proceeded to inform me that it was based on a true story.

Great.  Now google "Jonestown Guyana"
Molon Lube

President Television

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 04:22:12 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 03:55:44 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 02:54:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.

:( I'm starting to consider a change of profession.
What kind of edukation do doktors need?

Start with My Lai, and work your way forward.

Just looked that up.  :|

The horror of it all was somewhat ruined, though, when my stepfather came into the room while I had wikipedia open and said that there was a movie made about it starring Michael J. Fox. He then proceeded to inform me that it was based on a true story.

Great.  Now google "Jonestown Guyana"

I know about Jonestown. I've seen a documentary on it. I'll still check the wikipedia page on the off-chance of learning something new about it, but yeah.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 04:53:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 04:22:12 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 03:55:44 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 22, 2010, 02:54:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:56:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 01:55:20 AM

See my username  :sad:

You win yet again, reality!

Captains won't be doing well, in this post-pulp century.

We Doktors are having a blast, though.

:( I'm starting to consider a change of profession.
What kind of edukation do doktors need?

Start with My Lai, and work your way forward.

Just looked that up.  :|

The horror of it all was somewhat ruined, though, when my stepfather came into the room while I had wikipedia open and said that there was a movie made about it starring Michael J. Fox. He then proceeded to inform me that it was based on a true story.

Great.  Now google "Jonestown Guyana"

I know about Jonestown. I've seen a documentary on it. I'll still check the wikipedia page on the off-chance of learning something new about it, but yeah.

Okay, then "Love Canal".  Ho ho!
Molon Lube