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Started by Adios, May 30, 2010, 06:01:41 PM

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#105
July 08, 2010, 08:02:56 PM
I'm gonna wager the cavemen and cavewomen figured that one out before they got to the wheel.  Maybe right after fire. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#106
July 08, 2010, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on July 08, 2010, 07:55:44 PM
Italians are also responsible for inventing Fellatio.

You're Welcome.


I call bullshit.

I have to concur.....  Hell Sodom and Gomorrah.....  I don't recall any italians, but I do distinctly remember the priest mentioning oral sex......  

I think they just named it ummmm nicer than getting sucked off right?

Dysfunctional Cunt

#107
July 08, 2010, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:02:56 PM
I'm gonna wager the cavemen and cavewomen figured that one out before they got to the wheel.  Maybe right after fire. 

Before fire, sparks from the stone sex toys lit the bed of grass and well.....  there you have it!

Iron Sulfide

#108
July 08, 2010, 08:04:56 PM
Well, the word is at least Italian.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#109
July 08, 2010, 08:06:24 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:02:56 PM
I'm gonna wager the cavemen and cavewomen figured that one out before they got to the wheel.  Maybe right after fire. 

Chimps do it, so my guess is we've been blowing each other since before we were even "people".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#110
July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Yeah, insert tab A into slot B is a pretty easy concept to grasp. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#111
July 08, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Yeah, insert tab A into a frog's mouth is a pretty easy concept to grasp. 

Fixed for cross-referencing purposes.

Iron Sulfide

#112
July 08, 2010, 08:11:26 PM
I remember hearing somewhere that Flies have actually been observed engaging in oral sex.

But yes, naming and inventing are far from the same thing. He still shouldn't fuck with Wops,
if for no other reason than we Lie, Cheat and Steal.
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

#113
July 08, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
I think you might want to turn down your pride in your heritage down just a couple of notches.  I think you're getting some feedback. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iron Sulfide

#114
July 08, 2010, 08:23:47 PM
S'all in good humor. I don't actually have any cultural ties to my heritage anyway. I'd need too many flag posts.
And imagine the mess that would ensue if they tried to deport me to my various countries of origin.

And I think it was Hubris, not pride. Just sayin.
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

#115
July 08, 2010, 08:34:14 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED OF HUBRIS!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#116
July 08, 2010, 08:41:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 08, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 08, 2010, 08:07:19 PM
Yeah, insert tab A into a frog's mouth is a pretty easy concept to grasp. 

Fixed for cross-referencing purposes.

Look what you made me do:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12170.msg895200#msg895200
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#117
July 08, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
:crankey:

AFK

#118
July 08, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
It wouldn't leave my head if I didn't post it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#119
July 08, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
 :lulz:
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