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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 07, 2010, 09:21:03 PM

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BadBeast

#30
July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.

:lulz:

It would be even better if it was a registered letter. Do we know anyone in Zambia?

So this morning Mr. Language has admitted to being a Tucson Spore sent to find me and bring me to the Holy Land. He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#32
July 10, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.


I'll bet he did.

Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#33
July 10, 2010, 08:11:47 PM
small cones in random places around the house.  Or in the passenger seat of his car?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
July 10, 2010, 08:33:35 PM
We talk about cones all the time... he would know!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#35
July 10, 2010, 08:47:29 PM
point.


how about placing small plastic horsies (the kind you get at the dollar store) in random places around his place.  In drawers, etc.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

#36
July 11, 2010, 05:21:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 08:33:35 PM
We talk about cones all the time... he would know!  :lulz:

Got the camera.  Going to spend Sunday taking pictures.  I already have some ideas of what, and disturbing captions to be written on the back.
Molon Lube

BadBeast

#37
July 11, 2010, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.


:lulz:

It would be even better if it was a registered letter. Do we know anyone in Zambia?

So this morning Mr. Language has admitted to being a Tucson Spore sent to find me and bring me to the Holy Land. He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.

How about an official looking email from Zambia England, telling him that the four six rescued Lemurs Badger cubs he ordered adopted from the 'Friends of the Hedgerow' Rescue Project, are in the holding pens at LusakaGatwick Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, and their Microchip details, because the Zambian Customs Department Ministry of Agriculture, Foods, and Fisheries, won't allow them out of quarantine without confirmation of their Bovine TB free status.

Inspired (in part) by this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOnev9DGK_Q
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

#38
July 11, 2010, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.

:lulz:

It would be even better if it was a registered letter. Do we know anyone in Zambia?

So this morning Mr. Language has admitted to being a Tucson Spore sent to find me and bring me to the Holy Land. He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.


Saw this coming as soon as you said he was from here.

YOU HEAR THAT PORTLAND? WE"RE TAKING NIGEL FROM YOU! :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
July 15, 2010, 04:06:18 PM
SO SO SO SO SO

Mr. Language got his letter yesterday. :lulz: He came over last night (to talk about what I was so furious about) and the first words out of his mouth were "I got a letter from your friend Roger today".

I was so startled by that (because it was not supposed to come from Roger!) that it COMPLETELY threw him off the track, and now he's thinking it really did come from an anonymous, mysterious entity with whom I have only marginal contact, and is theorizing that an old Discordian friend of his he hasn't seen for 20 years might be involved.

He mentioned the Cult of the Black Madonna, and I immediately jumped on that, asking him if he knew anything about it, which seemed to throw him off even more. Then he mentioned a shrine that exists somewhere outside of South Tucson, which is a shrine for the unredeemable... people who have fucked up so badly they are beyond hope. I can't remember the name of it now but it seems like something Dok would know about.

Overall, I think it worked.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#40
July 15, 2010, 04:16:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 04:06:18 PM
SO SO SO SO SO

Mr. Language got his letter yesterday. :lulz: He came over last night (to talk about what I was so furious about) and the first words out of his mouth were "I got a letter from your friend Roger today".

I was so startled by that (because it was not supposed to come from Roger!) that it COMPLETELY threw him off the track, and now he's thinking it really did come from an anonymous, mysterious entity with whom I have only marginal contact, and is theorizing that an old Discordian friend of his he hasn't seen for 20 years might be involved.

He mentioned the Cult of the Black Madonna, and I immediately jumped on that, asking him if he knew anything about it, which seemed to throw him off even more. Then he mentioned a shrine that exists somewhere outside of South Tucson, which is a shrine for the unredeemable... people who have fucked up so badly they are beyond hope. I can't remember the name of it now but it seems like something Dok would know about.

Overall, I think it worked.  :lulz:
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
July 15, 2010, 06:11:14 PM
OK so, facts I have given him so far (managing to not actually lie!) are that the author of the letter (not using the full name because this is Googlable) may at this point be more of a title than a name; that an H. Howl died in Chicago in 2008 (I think I got that right) but that another one surfaced in January of this year. I said that he/they may or may not be the leader of a fairly large cabal, and that there are countless Discordians in Tucson.

He is really, really good at picking up on my mood/vibe/whatever, so he may already think I'm bullshitting... also I am a terrible liar in general, so I have to stick to facts as best I know them or I'll just fall apart.

This is fun! :lulz: I can't wait until the pics start arriving... planting them in his house is going to be GREAT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#42
July 15, 2010, 11:59:46 PM
That's hilarious! 

Incidentally, how much did he know about the cult of Black Madonna?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
July 16, 2010, 01:11:44 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 15, 2010, 11:59:46 PM
That's hilarious! 

Incidentally, how much did he know about the cult of Black Madonna?

Nothing at all!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
July 16, 2010, 08:52:30 AM
From chat tonight. There are a couple of places where you can pretty much SEE the hamster wheels of my brain spinning, but I think I came out of it ok... I can't lie for shit, but I can deflect like a motherfucker!
:lulz:


11:35pm Me
You could have lived with FAME!

11:35pm P
oh, dude, when you came into my life, fame was assured!

the trick is just to not let it go to my head, you know.

11:36pm Me
Yes, especially considering

11:37pm P
ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING the tendency towards aggression

11:37pm Me
ARROGANCE

11:37pm P
as directly accused by dr. hamish howl

11:38pm Me
Oh, that's right; people other than me exist!

So wait, what? He called you aggressive?

Can I read the letter?

11:38pm P
E's theory is the letter didn't even come from tucson.. the postmark is blurred

she thinks it's you.

11:38pm Me
You mentioned hipster-beating

11:38pm P
right, the hipster beating

11:38pm Me
Well, she is incorrect

11:38pm P
the funny thing, K...

i have already proven that YOU KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THE LETTER!

you gave yourself away

11:39pm Me
I know what you told me

11:41pm P
yeah, i can't take it any further.. i was trying to flush you out.. but i know you didn't write it.

all those discordians write like YOU tho!

oh, look! almost bedtime!

11:41pm Me
Well, when you set a good example...

11:41pm P
lol

11:41pm Me
So can I read it?

11:41pm P
so, you run the org, then, huh?

can i read it, she says..

11:41pm Me
Certainly not!

I wouldn't be caught dead in charge of anything but my own life

11:42pm P
insubordination! to claim that YOU run a leaderless org!

unspeakable!

yes, of course you can read it!

11:42pm Me
Thanks. :):)

11:43pm P
will you explain what you know, and what you find confusing?

i can't make you promise, it's a friendly request

11:43pm Me
I do not know the contents of the letter beyond the form of my request

11:44pm P
you mean, to me, or to the "org"

11:45pm Me
to the "org"

11:46pm P
oh! you did request!

11:46pm Me
I nominated you

11:46pm P
cool, after you read it, just fill me in on what makes sense

yes, it said you did

11:46pm Me
ok!

11:46pm P
read it
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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