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Started by Dysnomia, June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM

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#105
July 17, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit.  Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you.  If you don't, you're a WHORE.  Or not worth dating.   :x

Did you get my letter?

No.   :cry:  It should be here by Monday. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Doktor Howl

#106
July 17, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit.  Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you.  If you don't, you're a WHORE.  Or not worth dating.   :x

Did you get my letter?

No.   :cry:  It should be here by Monday. 

Well, I offer a solution to your man problems.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#107
July 17, 2010, 06:58:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit.  Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you.  If you don't, you're a WHORE.  Or not worth dating.   :x

Did you get my letter?

No.   :cry:  It should be here by Monday. 

Well, I offer a solution to your man problems.

I don't know if I should  :lulz:  :fap: or  :horrormirth:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

#108
July 17, 2010, 07:00:06 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:58:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit.  Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you.  If you don't, you're a WHORE.  Or not worth dating.   :x

Did you get my letter?

No.   :cry:  It should be here by Monday. 

Well, I offer a solution to your man problems.

I don't know if I should  :lulz:  :fap: or  :horrormirth:

You forgot :crankey:

And

E)  All of the above.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#109
July 17, 2010, 07:11:50 AM
what about


:bsex:

?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Doktor Howl

#110
July 17, 2010, 07:14:03 AM
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#111
July 17, 2010, 07:28:42 AM
 :damnright:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Doktor Howl

#112
July 17, 2010, 07:29:22 AM
Hah!  Hair.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#113
July 17, 2010, 07:35:13 AM
 :lord:
\\
HAIRRRR?????!!!!!!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Doktor Howl

#114
July 17, 2010, 07:37:10 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 07:35:13 AM
:lord:
\\
HAIRRRR?????!!!!!!

On the TGRR emote.

When I had hair.  LOL.

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#115
July 17, 2010, 07:38:23 AM
Now:


Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#116
July 17, 2010, 07:44:30 AM
FAPPITY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#117
July 17, 2010, 07:46:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 17, 2010, 07:44:30 AM
FAPPITY!

My skull has an amazing amount of definition, since I lost the blubber.

This is a good thing.  All the mad Doktors have that.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#118
July 17, 2010, 06:48:28 PM
that stache is epic
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

#119
July 17, 2010, 11:21:42 PM
Saw Mr. Africa at the gym today.  He was friendly, polite, and then went about his business.  I love it when boys are polite, but seemingly take the hint post "dumpflatonass". 

also, asked childhood acquaintance to go hiking tomorrow.  He's HOT, SWEET, and amazing in every way.  Especially since he doesn't associate with anyone I know.   :D Hopefully he'll say yes.  If not...I'll have to wait till the set up bbq dinnery thing in August.   :|

I live around the corner from the guy I was in LOVE with in 5th grade (and therefore traumatized the poor kid by abusing the FUCK out of him all year long), who has gotten to be majorly hot.  Perhaps I need to start including his block in my "walk the dog" route....
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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