Post your "American Moments" here.

[Suu]

That is better than, say, playing warcraft for just as long. 

But...

Not by a lot. 

why?  You can pretend you don't have a wife and fuck teenagers on WoW too.  And the graphics are better than the ones on facebook.

Fixed.

-Suu
Bitter divorcee forever.

[Richter]

I just drove all the way to the local ma and pop fabric store for one sheet of interfacing to find that they selfishly locked the doors 10 minutes early, and refused to open them for me, even though they weren't technically closed.

So now, I am going to write them a nasty letter, smear them across the internet for having bad customer service, and drive even FARTHER to go to the corporate fabric store, which is cheaper, and won't lock their fucking doors 10 minutes early.

YOU WANNA BITCH ABOUT HOW SMALL BUSINESS IS TAKING A HIT?!

THAT IS WHY, YOU CUNTNUGGETS. ALL I WANTED WAS A $3 PIECE OF FUCKING INTERFACING. FUCK YOU.

Pee in the bargain loft right above the expensive upholstery section.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

That is better than, say, playing warcraft for just as long. 

But...

Not by a lot. 

why?  You can pretend you don't have a wife and fuck teenagers on WoW too.  And the graphics are better than the ones on facebook.

Fixed.

-Suu
Bitter divorcee forever.

wait... what!? i must be facebooking all wrong.

[Suu]

That is better than, say, playing warcraft for just as long. 

But...

Not by a lot. 

why?  You can pretend you don't have a wife and fuck teenagers on WoW too.  And the graphics are better than the ones on facebook.

Fixed.

-Suu
Bitter divorcee forever.

wait... what!? i must be facebooking all wrong.

Old news. Dude.

[Cain]

Please tell me they weren't fat AND had bermuda shorts and those ridiculously colorful shirts on... For the love of god, PLEASE tell me it isn't so.

Actually, they were fairly normal looking, which is worse.  It means their idiocy has no external indicators.  Everyone in the world knows fat Americans in bermuda shorts and colourful t-shirts are to be avoided, and don't necessarily act in the way other Americans do.

[LMNO]

I need to get me some of those.  They have to come in handy at some point.

[Freeky]

Please tell me they weren't fat AND had bermuda shorts and those ridiculously colorful shirts on... For the love of god, PLEASE tell me it isn't so.

Actually, they were fairly normal looking, which is worse.  It means their idiocy has no external indicators.  Everyone in the world knows fat Americans in bermuda shorts and colourful t-shirts are to be avoided, and don't necessarily act in the way other Americans do.

Damn...

[Richter]

I brought two pounds of yummy tandori chicken and rice in for lunch, and almost ordered a sammich anyways when I forgot I had it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I enrolled in a smoking cessation study that will pay me up to $300 to go from a pack or more a day to not smoking. I smoke and I like $300 so I signed up.

Thing is, that means next week they're going to do various tests on me to measure how much nicotine I consume, which is more like a pack a day.

So I'm going to double the amount I smoke so that I can have $300 (and, you know, extend my lifespan and all that jazz).

[LMNO]

I was at a bar with my wife, and instead of talk to each other, we both checked our Facebook pages.

[Juana]

My family spends most of the day in the same area (me in the kitchen, everyone else in the livingroom) but we rarely talk because we all have computers.

[Juana]

My sister said "demo-cratsy" instead of "democracy" while talking about what she's been learning about.

[Freeky]

I was at a bar with my wife, and instead of talk to each other, we both checked our Facebook pages.

This made me

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWfktZQKL48&feature=player_embedded

[Freeky]

Shit, my American moment was that I just watched that and said "Wow, even the foreigners know Palin is a nut job"