BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yes, you should!

[Dysnomia]

he looks like Aladdin now.  Have seen him a couple times while driving by in the car.  I do believe this must be done...

[Dysnomia]

Cute assyrian nerd doesn't seem to get that we aren't dating.  He wants to meet me later to talk about "us".  Unfortunately I agreed before I knew why he wanted to hang out.   

[Dysnomia]

on a more triumphant note, am starting to kick the shit out of my PTSD with therapist.


am doing this to the tune of "beautiful dirty rich"-Lady Gaga.  Nigel perhaps may remember why.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Go you!

Also, I have one of those. I'm like, dude, I barely know you! He had a little tantrum when I told him about Mr. Language, and I'm like  

Seriously. What.

[Dysnomia]

YOU'RE HIS POSSESSION EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF IT


for srs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YOU'RE HIS POSSESSION EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF IT


for srs.

Yeah, that's how I felt! Holy shit. I'm like, dude, I'm your FACEBOOK FRIEND. We boned ONCE. I AM NOT, NOR WILL I EVER BE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

I'm not even Mr. Language's girlfriend. I am nobody's girlfriend. Ain't nobody better go getting possessive about me... I am a free agent, I will come and go as I please.

[Dysnomia]

JUST A POSSESSION



OF THE FLESH

[Dysnomia]

had dinner with CAN tonight.  He wanted to know what was up with why I just wanted to be friends.  Explained I felt no sexual chemistry with him (true), but that I loved hanging out with him (true), and blamed my ptsd (also true).  Conveniently left out that the lack of chemistry, and ptsd attack were all because he was SHITBAD in bed.

Now, I believe, we have finally come to an understanding, and he wants my help with updating his okcupid profile, and advice with girls since he's girlstupid.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's good, and cute! I'm glad he finally gets it!

I went out with the 28-year-old surfer boy tonight and we made out. He was a good kisser. Also, he has a polysci degree and is almost done with his economics grad. Also, he thinks he's older than me, which I am just gonna let ride because it's funny.

[Dysnomia]

rape rape rape rape

yeah CAN is my new project.     Though I do have my work set out for me since he has no idea what kind of girl he likes.  This will be fixed.  He also knows about the guy I've known since diapers, and who I've been into for years, and is super supportive even though I'm not optimistic. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

rape rape rape rape

yeah CAN is my new project.     Though I do have my work set out for me since he has no idea what kind of girl he likes.  This will be fixed.  He also knows about the guy I've known since diapers, and who I've been into for years, and is super supportive even though I'm not optimistic. 

Awww! CAN sounds like he'll make a good sidekick.

I dunno about raping the economist. I think Mr. Language might have burned out my rape gland. 

[Dysnomia]

well making out is always quite nice.  I'm thinking about turning other friend into my cuddlewhore since I crave spooning, and he's very snuggly and will do that back stroking thing that makes my brain go MUSH. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cuddlewhores are nice! Mr. Language is really cuddly.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I am very much so looking forward to doing unspeakable things to payne on wednesday.