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Started by Cuddlefish, August 15, 2010, 01:38:52 AM

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Salty

#15
August 15, 2010, 03:48:23 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 15, 2010, 03:04:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 15, 2010, 02:57:39 AM
I want to murder my car and piss on it's corpse after I'm done with it.
What's the best way of going about this?

Suicide by cop after a high speed car chase. Your bladder will release itself at death.

Brilliant!
Brb, I'm gonna be on the TEEVEE.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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#16
August 15, 2010, 04:49:11 AM
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Prince Glittersnatch III

#17
August 15, 2010, 05:01:04 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 15, 2010, 04:49:11 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 02:06:26 AM
I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.
I know. I cant help it, that machine...
Its like a giant metallic vagina of death.


I want to stick my cock in it.

Just the tip.

Just to see how it feels.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

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#18
August 15, 2010, 05:03:20 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 05:01:04 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 15, 2010, 04:49:11 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 02:06:26 AM
I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.
I know. I cant help it, that machine...
Its like a giant metallic vagina of death.


I want to stick my cock in it.

Just the tip.

Just to see how it feels.

Reminds me of my ex-wife.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

LordOfganza

#19
August 16, 2010, 04:20:53 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 15, 2010, 05:03:20 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 05:01:04 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 15, 2010, 04:49:11 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 02:06:26 AM
I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.
I know. I cant help it, that machine...
Its like a giant metallic vagina of death.


I want to stick my cock in it.

Just the tip.

Just to see how it feels.

Reminds me of my ex-wife.
:lulz:
"You know that in Africa they have animals they call monkeys..."
"So?'
"Nothing"
The Seventh Seal - Ingmar Bergman
<Yes, same signature after 4 years. What can I say, I'm traditional>

Dysnomia

#20
August 16, 2010, 04:28:57 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 15, 2010, 01:43:13 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 15, 2010, 01:39:38 AM
Cuddlefish:

my date is standing me up tonight.  What do I do?

Drink a handle bottle of cheap vodka. Go to his house. Wait outside 'till he arrives. When he gets home, let the spirit move you.

:lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#21
August 16, 2010, 04:42:20 AM
I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision!  :evil:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cuddlefish

#22
August 16, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 04:42:20 AM
I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision!  :evil:

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
August 16, 2010, 05:37:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 16, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 04:42:20 AM
I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision!  :evil:

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cuddlefish

#24
August 16, 2010, 05:41:07 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 05:37:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 16, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 04:42:20 AM
I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision!  :evil:

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.

Right now? Hold on... *checks e-mail*...

E-Vodka?!?! Why, you little...  :argh!:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Eater of Clowns

#25
August 16, 2010, 07:08:39 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 16, 2010, 05:41:07 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 05:37:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 16, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 04:42:20 AM
I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision!  :evil:

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.

Right now? Hold on... *checks e-mail*...

E-Vodka?!?! Why, you little...  :argh!:

I heard if you run it through your spam filter a few times it tastes like better quality vodka.
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#26
August 16, 2010, 07:10:16 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 16, 2010, 07:08:39 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 16, 2010, 05:41:07 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 05:37:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 16, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 04:42:20 AM
I'm on the fence of whether or not to steal the last two shots of vodka from my roommate who owes me money. Sway my decision!  :evil:

How much money does he owe you? Steal the vodka and send it to me. I'll let you know if it's an even trade-off.

Alright, it's on the way now.

Right now? Hold on... *checks e-mail*...

E-Vodka?!?! Why, you little...  :argh!:

I heard if you run it through your spam filter a few times it tastes like better quality vodka.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#27
August 16, 2010, 08:45:55 PM
I've been wondering: Should I fuck with Wu-Tang Clan?

Doktor Howl

#28
August 16, 2010, 08:56:45 PM
On a related note, should I step to Chef?
Molon Lube
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