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Lady Gaga is Pro-Abstinence.

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., August 29, 2010, 09:04:50 AM

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So what you're saying is that Lady Gaga's fashion sense would cramp Beck's own stylish look?

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He's also a raging Scientologist.
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Quote from: curiosity on August 29, 2010, 09:04:50 AM
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lady-gaga-touts-abstinence-to-protect-creativity/44931

Quote"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity through my vagina," the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.

So we just need to wait for someone to seduce her and fuck the crazy out of her? Or will her vagina devour her lover in a bizarre praying mantis/venus fly trap way and induce a state of torpor like a boa constrictor eating an alligator?

Holyshit, wasn't that a scene in Neil Gaiman's American Gods?
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Sure was. 
Also, whatever I think of the music, Lady Gaga is one of few entertainers who trulylive up to the name, thanks to gems like this.
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Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 29, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
He's also a raging Scientologist.
Wrong Beck. Crazy Fox Beck is a raging Mormon instead.


Also, I was surprised to learn that Gaga has a vagina.
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How much creativity is there to take??? I mean, all of her songs are just the same words repeating over and over for the entirety of the song, with brief choruses:

"Puh-puh-puh-poker face puh-puh-poker face"

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She saves all her creativity for trolling an coming up with bizarre things to wear.
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Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 29, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
He's also a raging Scientologist.

Actually Beck didnt join the Church of Scientology, he was born into it. As far as I know he hasnt spent very much money on de-theatening his brain either. I assume its just a cultural thing, every year he goes back home and him and his family sit around the Holiday UFO listening to L Ron Hubbards Christmass album, and in the morning Beck rushes down to see what presents Xenu brought him(It was a E-meter :D).

Also, wrong Beck.
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Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 12:56:14 AM
She saves all her creativity for trolling an coming up with bizarre things to wear.
she actually has a group designing that for her, "Haus of Gaga"

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Quote from: nekk on August 30, 2010, 12:32:07 AM
How much creativity is there to take??? I mean, all of her songs are just the same words repeating over and over for the entirety of the song, with brief choruses:

"Puh-puh-puh-poker face puh-puh-poker face"

You missed the verses, there.

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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 30, 2010, 12:07:46 AMAlso, I was surprised to learn that Gaga has a vagina.

I also. I thought she was some sort of gene-spliced neutered clone of Christina Aguilera and Marilyn Manson.
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Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 09:12:04 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 30, 2010, 12:07:46 AMAlso, I was surprised to learn that Gaga has a vagina.

I also. I thought she was some sort of gene-spliced neutered clone of Christina Aguilera and Marilyn Manson.

You're correct about her genetic origins, but from what I hear, she does in fact have genitalia.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Well then she needs to stop keeping her creativity in said genitalia. The cootch is not meant to be a long-term storage apparatus.
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Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 10:15:24 AM
Well then she needs to stop keeping her creativity in said genitalia. The cootch is not meant to be a long-term storage apparatus.

:cn:

Stelpa

Quote from: BDS on August 30, 2010, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: nekk on August 30, 2010, 12:32:07 AM
How much creativity is there to take??? I mean, all of her songs are just the same words repeating over and over for the entirety of the song, with brief choruses:

"Puh-puh-puh-poker face puh-puh-poker face"

You missed the verses, there.

Oh, sorry bout that:

"[insert several thinly veiled poker-themed metaphors]

Can't read my, Can't read my,
No he cant read my poker face
(Shes got to love nobody)

And repeat. A lot."