ATTN: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COMPREHENSION-IMPAIRED COCKMONGLERS...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Are...any of your other valves faulty? Cause we could get kinky with that.

I might have to talk to my boyfriend about that...

[Cain]

I have licked egg off my face many times here.

We know.  We sell the video online for $9.95, to help pay for site upkeep.

[Don Coyote]

I hate you all.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

No you don't.

[Adios]

Also: EoC, I'm not trooling. I was just going along with what was going on in the thread. Also, I didn't come over from TCC (if you were implying that).

This isn't all about you.

It's all about ME.

Fuckburgers.

I was talking to EoC, you horrible bastard, you.  

MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD.  THIS ONE IS ABOUT ME AND CHARLEY.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE SMELLY PAGANS?

[Don Coyote]

Also: EoC, I'm not trooling. I was just going along with what was going on in the thread. Also, I didn't come over from TCC (if you were implying that).

This isn't all about you.

It's all about ME.

Fuckburgers.

I was talking to EoC, you horrible bastard, you.  

MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD.  THIS ONE IS ABOUT ME AND CHARLEY.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE SMELLY PAGANS?

FUCK YUO CHARLEY!!!!!! I SMELL LIKE BO AND RANDOM CLEANING SUPPLIES!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YUO WANT ME TO WEAR PATCHOULI FOR YUO?!?!?!?!

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Also: EoC, I'm not trooling. I was just going along with what was going on in the thread. Also, I didn't come over from TCC (if you were implying that).

This isn't all about you.

It's all about ME.

Fuckburgers.

I was talking to EoC, you horrible bastard, you.  

MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD.  THIS ONE IS ABOUT ME AND CHARLEY.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE SMELLY PAGANS?

FUCK YUO CHARLEY!!!!!! I SMELL LIKE BO AND RANDOM CLEANING SUPPLIES!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YUO WANT ME TO WEAR PATCHOULI FOR YUO?!?!?!?!

NO, you should wear lavender. It's calming and rids thee of the acne.

[Adios]

I have licked egg off my face many times here.

We know.  We sell the video online for $9.95, to help pay for site upkeep.

[No u]

@ Nigel

I won't make excuses why I acted in opposition to my principles with regard to making assumptions. Suffice it to say there's a reason I did and it won't be happening again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have licked egg off my face many times here.

We know.  We sell the video online for $9.95, to help pay for site upkeep.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nobody is namecalling, you fucking turdburglar. Now shut your pedantic face-anus.

This made me giggle.

[Cain]

The egg/face-licking niche has really become a growth market in the contemporary porn industry.  Now, if we could work a bi-racial, transsexual midget into the scene...

[Payne]

The egg/face-licking niche has really become a growth market in the contemporary porn industry.  Now, if we could work a bi-racial, transsexual midget into the scene...

Yeah, but Hoopla isn't around anymore

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, "dicksteaks". 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Nobody is namecalling, you fucking turdburglar. Now shut your pedantic face-anus.

This made me giggle.

I unleashed a guffaw.