ATTN: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COMPREHENSION-IMPAIRED COCKMONGLERS...

[Doktor Howl]

Hangshai was another one.  Remember when he expected us to laugh along with him when he told us about ripping off the cashier at Taco Bell?

Oh that fucker was a piece of work. Usually I can just ignore assholes, but that one really did piss me off.

Well, I'll leave it up to Glittersnatch to decide if he wants to join their august club, or maybe act like he's talking to actual people and not just pixels on his screen.

I swear to God, the internet serves sociopaths more than porn freaks.

[The Wizard]

Well, I'll leave it up to Glittersnatch to decide if he wants to join their august club, or maybe act like he's talking to actual people and not just pixels on his screen.

I swear to God, the internet serves sociopaths more than porn freaks.

Cowards. Cowards are the ones who really love the inter-webs. Where else can they pretend to have a set of balls without risking an ass kicking?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

A very important message to PD.COM; ATTN: Roger


Well, after about 6 months of avoiding this forum I have decided to pop back in and check my hypothesis.  My hypothesis being that I would find the same 5 or so people on here, which consist mainly of Roger, or Dr, Howl, or whatever moniker he chooses to go by nowadays, and his 5 psycophantic followers.  Oh, and then there are the other noobs that are psycophantic followers in-training (johnnyx).  Must be gluttons for punishment.

I come back to find the same bullshit topics, the same bullshit inside jokes, the same bullshit claims (Stephen Colbert quoted Illuminatus Trilogy, not Discordia.  He did it because of Ben Fulford, a Forbes magazine journalist that started printing stories of anti-illuminati ninjas visiting him in Japan and offering him positions in the gov't...  Nothing at ALL to do with PD.com, although a thread around here states,"...we even got Stephen Colbert to blah blah whatever.").  ANother thing I should mention is how much shit the regular users of this board (you know who you are) give about the trilogy. It was the first place where anything about discordia was printed, the principia coming way later.  And reprinting a bunch of other peoples work doesnt make anyone here a 'contributor' to discordia, no matter how many times you try to take Phillip K Dick's "Black Iron Prison" ideas and try to pawn them off as your own.

Every fucking thing created by every hack on here is a derivative piece of shit.  The music all sounds like something else, the writings all regurgitate other ideas, or just are filled with ad hominim attacks.  Roger is best at this.  He wont even use data to back up his arguements, just go into the insults.  And if one of his psycphants disagrees with him, he just changes his premise.  Example:
Roger: Pot is bullshit
Cramulus:Actually, I find drugs to be quite enjoyable from time to time (paraphrasing)
Roger:Well, its ok if you smoke pot...  BUT, calling yourself a stoner means youre a douche.

At this point you are probably wondering, "Well, asshole, why the FUCK did you come back, then?"

Well, Ill tell you.  When I found this forum, I was so fucking excited.  I never knew there were so many people familiar with certain books i had read, and certain ideas I have found myself strongly drawn to in my life.  Then I get here, and I find the BIGGEST fucking high school clique type enviornment I have ever seen.   It is fucking ridonkulous.  The amount of time you all spend feeding in to each others bullshit and supporting the facade that is your reality is fucking astounding.  Come to think of it, it kind of makes sense why you are all so vile and bitter, because if anyone comes in from the outside with a little bit different of an outlook than you, you feel like it negates your whole fucking premise, your whole being.  See, the refuge of the imbecilic is the idea that attaining some sort of esoteric knowledge and hiding it from other people puts you into some kind of elite catagory.  Of course, someone like roger that has spent so much time and energy building up his persona around this lie is obviously threatened when someone comes in professing some of the same knowledge and ideas, but presented along the themes that are easy to get to...  You dont want what you dont get. you only want what you do get. so, you get whatever you want.  SLack.  Nothing fucking to it. 

Instead, I found you assholes.  and I was fucking crushed.  So, thats why I came back, and posted this msg.  Im probably not going to check for replies after this post, because thats not why Im posting this.  Im not trying to become a part of your group, or whatever, I dont want that anymore.  I would prefer to stay as far away as possible from any of you, truth be told, but, I read somewhere that nothing gets erased from this forum, so, hopefully people that find this in the future will have something to console them when they have the same reaction I did, when I first got here.

fuck you

I dont think I could ever reach this level of butthurt and angst, even if I spent my entire life working towards it.

[The Wizard]

I dont think I could ever reach this level of butthurt and angst, even if I spent my entire life working towards it.

Don't worry, that's a good thing.

[Doktor Howl]

I dont think I could ever reach this level of butthurt and angst, even if I spent my entire life working towards it.

Don't sell yourself short.  You could be every bit as bitter and disillusioned, if you worked at it.

Like I said, I've slowed down a bit.  Old age is a motherfucker.  Back then, I could reduce a noob to howling inarticulately in 20 posts or less.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I dont think I could ever reach this level of butthurt and angst, even if I spent my entire life working towards it.

Don't sell yourself short.  You could be every bit as bitter and disillusioned, if you worked at it.

Like I said, I've slowed down a bit.  Old age is a motherfucker.  Back then, I could reduce a noob to howling inarticulately in 20 posts or less.

You started to get me to that point.
I started out thinking that you were taking this way too seriously but near the end I realized it was me who was taking this too seriously.

Your troll-fu is strong.

[Doktor Howl]

I dont think I could ever reach this level of butthurt and angst, even if I spent my entire life working towards it.

Don't sell yourself short.  You could be every bit as bitter and disillusioned, if you worked at it.

Like I said, I've slowed down a bit.  Old age is a motherfucker.  Back then, I could reduce a noob to howling inarticulately in 20 posts or less.

You started to get me to that point.
I started out thinking that you were taking this way too seriously but near the end I realized it was me who was taking this too seriously.

Your troll-fu is strong.

I've been ruining peoples' days since Johnson was president.

[The Wizard]

Some folks just a have a talent for ruining other peoples days.

[Doktor Howl]

Some folks just a have a talent for ruining other peoples days.

I consider it charity work, or a public service.

You should see me at work.

[The Wizard]

I consider it charity work, or a public service.

You should see me at work.

I'd rather not. I prefer my eyeballs when they're not oozing from their sockets.

The sad part is that so many trolling prodigies end up in Human Resource departments and other bureaucratic systems. A waste of talent.

[Doktor Howl]

I consider it charity work, or a public service.

You should see me at work.

I'd rather not. I prefer my eyeballs when they're not oozing from their sockets.

The sad part is that so many trolling prodigies end up in Human Resource departments and other bureaucratic systems. A waste of talent.

Oh, no, that's the perfect environment.  Mid-level management is like my personal hunting preserve.

[The Wizard]

Oh, no, that's the perfect environment.  Mid-level management is like my personal hunting preserve.

I'm not talking about the ones who troll HR or whatever hellhole they end up in. I'm talking about the ones who work in those places so they can troll the employees. Corporate directed trolling. Those are sad.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, no, that's the perfect environment.  Mid-level management is like my personal hunting preserve.

I'm not talking about the ones who troll HR or whatever hellhole they end up in. I'm talking about the ones who work in those places so they can troll the employees. Corporate directed trolling. Those are sad.

Oh, yeah, fucking with the hourly people is low class.

[The Wizard]

Oh, yeah, fucking with the hourly people is low class.

And its not even funny. Its just trying to break people's spirits. Fuckers.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, yeah, fucking with the hourly people is low class.

And its not even funny. Its just trying to break people's spirits. Fuckers.

This is why I hate filthy assistant so much.  He gets off on that shit.