More OK Cupid fun

[Triple Zero]

Your link goes to "profile" btw, not a specific account. So we can't no see it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Your link goes to "profile" btw, not a specific account. So we can't no see it.

I FAIL

Try this: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DoloresAzure

[Don Coyote]

 
NICE

[Golden Applesauce]

Hahaha wow, she doesn't even have a personality yet and she's getting hit on left and right... I have to figure out the funniest angle to play this from.

MARKOV CHAIN.

DOOOO EEEEET

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my god. 25 messages this morning!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Paul-W-1975 sent me the following obvious form letter that he sends to every girl on the site without reading their profiles at all:

Hey! How are you? What do you think of this site? I enjoyed reading the information you have written about yourself. Not too long and it was to the point. How was your weekend? I pretty much had a relaxing weekend getting errands and some cleaning done. Went to the Belmont Inn to watch the UFC fight with a couple of co-workers on Saturday night. Didn't get too crazy over the weekend. What did you end up doing over the weekend?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ancient creepy guy who memorizes everyone's picture says:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/raazorblade4

No the first thing I noticed about you is the picture of you shooting a bow in the garage is the same picture that was on a profile on Cupidbay about a year ago from a woman in Sweden.

1. How does he remember a pic from a year ago accurately enough to be sure?
2. Why is he looking at 22-year-old girls' profiles?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are a ton more, but most are boooooring.

[Dysnomia]

I LOVE that you have a cat named Auschwitz




I wonder how long it will take for someone to comment on it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I LOVE that you have a cat named Auschwitz




I wonder how long it will take for someone to comment on it.

I got chatted about it this morning. He asked if I was a Nazi.  I said "No, but my cats are".

[Hanni]

From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.

They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?

[Dysnomia]

I LOVE that you have a cat named Auschwitz




I wonder how long it will take for someone to comment on it.

I got chatted about it this morning. He asked if I was a Nazi.  I said "No, but my cats are".

[Freeky]

From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.

They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?

Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.

[Hanni]

From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.

They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?

Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.

Ahhh- you need say no more

[Dysnomia]

I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him.    

[Doktor Howl]

I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him.    

It's a trap.

His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.

Which is hot.