More OK Cupid fun

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

alright im making an account but i doubt my creeps will compete with yours 

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I'm curious too

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

so far i've attracted a 39 yr old ghetto black man, a few gangsta hispanics, and a nerdy/wants to be black asian. and eve

EVE AND I ARE SOULMATES.

but no one hilarious and creepy yet

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Got a quiver match who actually seems like a good guy. A lot of my matches are nice guys with kids who cook

[Don Coyote]

Got a quiver match who actually seems like a good guy. A lot of my matches are nice guys with kids who cook

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Shadows_Shelb

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

This dude is fucking amazing.


You should probably be careful about this sort of thing, lest you end up sparking a verbal avalanche the likes of which you'd scarcely envisioned -- not that I have especially much to talk about at the moment, being relatively sleepy and relatively... well, no, sleepy's about it. It's rather all-consuming at the moment.

That said, there is yet more to be said. I might as well start (I say as though I hadn't already started) with a formal introduction: Hi, I'm Ryan or Azeral or maybe Amalii or Lexia depending on what kind of person you are, and it's almost certainly a pleasure to meet you. I get hype for Go, teaching, philosophy, rubbing my body against the unwilling in a sort of hugging motion, and games. The spectrum of games herein is awfully broad, but especially noteworthy would probably be a semi-fanatical following of (predominantly) Korean e-Sports, starting back with old StarCraft and evolving to modern SC2. If traditional sports had baneling busts, maybe people would still care about them.

Assuming that this potentially brief back-and-forth doesn't end up being precisely that, however, I'll probably end up tricking you into letting me teach you to play Go (I say under the assumption that you've never done so) and letting me lecture you ad nauseum about any number of life-changing ideas and philosophies. Ever heard of a dapper chap named Diogenes? You'll have if I've my way, and it won't stop there. No, this train don't stop until we've covered at bare minimum Aurelius and the Buddha. There's time for that, though, and this isn't that time. No, this is a different time completely.

This is the time where I skim your profile for things to relate to in hopes of hitting upon conversation topics actually of interest to you, so as not to just be left babbling incoherently for countless minutes about my own haphazard endeavors. The first step here seems to be complementing your impeccable taste in canines, as I've always wanted a husky of my own and intend someday to realize this idle fancy. I can't quite say why, there's just a certain aesthetic appeal to the tamed predator paradox, which turns me as well toward alternatives more feral; actual wolves and the half-domesticated descendants thereof tend to be a lot of trouble, though.

I don't actually have much else to work with here, admittedly. "Shit yeah, herbs and stones," I might say given the chance, which I should probably do with the understanding that this is just such a chance: Shit yeah, herbs and stones. Though I don't partake so often of the former, I've a healthy appreciation for it and a throbbing, figurative(?) hard-on for the latter. It doesn't come up that often (the specific interest, not my raging erection, which I assure you is rather more commonly prominent) anymore, but I've been fixated by geology -- and, more importantly, gemology -- since I was but a wee lad. I'm curious (and so you should comment on) just what you mean thereby.

At last we come to the part of the message where I conclude in search of sleep. I managed to include brief(?) mentions of my interests, a proper introduction, improper references to the rigidity of my cock, questions half-asked for the sake of invited response, and a generous helping of ideally delightful awkwardness. That's everything a good first message should have, by my reckoning.

Now it's your turn, if you like to adhere to how these things tend to traditionally go. You needn't should you so please (or, rather, not please), but it'd be a happening sort of thing to do and you wouldn't want not to be 'happening'. That'd be the pits.

Here comes the comma,
Ryan

[Freeky]

Major douchebag alert. Major douchebag alert. Lulz ahead. Lulz ahead.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WOOWWWWWW

PLS TO BE POSTING LINK TO PROFILE! 

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

D:  Um...I kinda like him. We honestly have a lot in common. I made a new friend    However, you CAN tear into this asshole:


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hi

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Nov. 2, 2010 – 10:41am
Ohai! How are you?


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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:00am
I read yours profile too lol. Anyways we should totally hang out. You Wanna?


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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:08am
Um. I'm not very naive, so it might take a bit of getting to know you before I can trust meeting you. It's no offense, I'm just cautious.

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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:42am
Ok well let's get to know each other then I'm Ron


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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:44am
Oh, wow! Now I know EVERYTHING about you!


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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:48am
Haha...well I'm a photographer for the local paper out here. I own my own home. I love shopping...writing music....yada yada lol



This creeper only lives 30 min from me

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/FunEarz28

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wait... where's the creepy part?

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

He didn't even know me and offered to meet me. Sounds like a rapist or some shit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He didn't even know me and offered to meet me. Sounds like a rapist or some shit.

Um, the point of dating sites is to meet people. You go out to coffee or a beer or something, and see if you like each other.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I mean, I am all for tormenting actual creeps, but let's not punish people just for politely using the site as it was intended.