ITT, I Accept your worship.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.

Women please form a line on the left.

TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD.  Please to get with the kowtowing.

[Don Coyote]

You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.

Women please form a line on the left.

TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD.  Please to get with the kowtowing.

Coyote is not amused. There WILL be a RECKONING!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Coyote is not amused. There WILL be a RECKONING!!!

You're just jealous you didn't think of the women lining up on the left, like me.

But I've been one deity or another on PD for a great many years, and thus have more experience with this sort of thing.  I shall toss you any leftover women.  Don't get your hopes up, I've taken my Lorezapam.

[Phox]

 

Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!

[Epimetheus]

CURSE YOU, TGRR!
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the closest to kowtowing you'll get from me.

Ignorance is bliss. Then Roger shows up.

[Kai]

Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!

I am science. And "cute". Fear me! Bow to me! (...cuddle me...)

[Don Coyote]

Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!

You shall be smoten so hard that the mites of the Earth will feel the smiting.
Of course talk like this should be verboten. There may or may not be biting.
There once was a man from Nantucket. I shot him. The End.

[Rumckle]

You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.

Women please form a line on the left.

TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD.  Please to get with the kowtowing.

Ho Ho!

Don't worry I have something planned TGRR, just let me eat my lunch first

[Suu]

Nope.

-Suu
Has to have SOME standards.

[Phox]

Kai and Coyote... hmm. Very close, very close. As i have not yet burst into flames, had a building fall on my face, or been struck by lightning. Kai is winning by virtue of science being more real at the moment. However, the contest is not over yet!

[Don Coyote]

Kai and Coyote... hmm. Very close, very close. As i have not yet burst into flames, had a building fall on my face, or been struck by lightning. Kai is winning by virtue of science being more real at the moment. However, the contest is not over yet!

SCIENCE is but a running gag of Coyote's. He is very sorry for having not repaired the holes in his fence.

[Kai]

Kai and Coyote... hmm. Very close, very close. As i have not yet burst into flames, had a building fall on my face, or been struck by lightning. Kai is winning by virtue of science being more real at the moment. However, the contest is not over yet!

Yes, yes. Science will make your life better, therefore your life will be better when you worship me.

[Phox]

Yes, yes. Science will make your life better, therefore your life will be better when you worship me.

See, now this is an incentive. If I get a reward for worshiping you, that is much more appealing than being punished for NOT worshiping you. Which is all I'm hearing from Coyote right now. However, if he makes good on some of those threats, then maybe I'll take it into further consideration.  

eta: I am teh suck at typing today.

[Don Coyote]

See, now this is an incentive. If I get a reward for worshiping you, that is much more appealing than being punished for NOT worshiping you. Which is all I'm hearing from Coyote right now. However, if he makes good on some of those threats, then maybe I'll take it into further consideration.  

eta: I am teh suck at typing today.

Well look at it this way. How could it not be a reward to worship me? I mean come one, SCIENCE, was a bad joke that escaped. I blame Eris.

[Phox]

Well look at it this way. How could it not be a reward to worship me? I mean come one, SCIENCE, was a bad joke that escaped. I blame Eris.

There's a thought. By worshiping Coyote, can I be freed from the confines of science? That appears to be implicit in the debate at this time. On the other hand, worshiping a bad joke is pretty appealing too, especially since it escaped its maker and is now challenging him.... Continue with the debate!