ITT, I Accept your worship.

[Epimetheus]

Nobody worship me, for I am a heathen god and you will be Inquisitioned™.
Even in my own following I am a heathen god. There's no escaping it.

[Phox]

Nobody worship me, for I am a heathen god and you will be Inquisitioned™.
Even in my own following I am a heathen god. There's no escaping it.

A new challenger has arrived!

[Rumckle]

I am a poor foreigner so I cannot afford meats and cheeses, so may I present a WOMP as tribute:

[Kai]

There's a thought. By worshiping Coyote, can I be freed from the confines of science? That appears to be implicit in the debate at this time. On the other hand, worshiping a bad joke is pretty appealing too, especially since it escaped its maker and is now challenging him.... Continue with the debate!

Why would you want to be freed? I have brought you the goodly gifts of Central Air and Heating, Refrigeration, and lo, even Internets. If you want to be returned to the middle ages, sobeit from me to keep you here.

[Phox]

I am a poor foreigner so I cannot afford meats and cheeses, so may I present a WOMP as tribute:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.

Women please form a line on the left.

TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD.  Please to get with the kowtowing.

Most August Lord Roger,

I bring to you the meats that Boston has to offer. Behold the finest sacrifices our piddling town has to offer to the Great God What Dwells in the Desert Wastes of Arizona:

The Eastern Grey Squirrel, in plentiful supply:


The Fatted Raccoon:


The Spiciest of the Spicy, Mephitis mephitis:


Some poultry:


The Rarely Seen Oppossum:


The cheese that we can offer you from our most rainy of climes is the cheese made from that of a lactating strippers:


We hope that you are pleased. If this is not sufficient, please accept the following libations:







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMPtqh_DSzk
(SFW)

[LMNO]

Matt Lauer: "With much respect and reverence, LMNO slowly removes his pants, and then gently shakes his testicles in the direction of Tuscon. Lovely, just lovely."

[Phox]

Why would you want to be freed? I have brought you the goodly gifts of Central Air and Heating, Refrigeration, and lo, even Internets. If you want to be returned to the middle ages, sobeit from me to keep you here.

This is true. But there are those pesky physics that sometimes get in the way. This decision is getting tougher. For the record, Kai is still winning.

[The Wizard]

I'll worship whoever offers me the best perks. Or whoever has the best narrative incentives...

[Rumckle]

This is true. But there are those pesky physics that sometimes get in the way. This decision is getting tougher. For the record, Kai is still winning.

FEAR ME:

[Phox]

FEAR ME:

Rumkle, you know not the powers with which you are fucking. 

[Rumckle]

I'm quaking in my boots. 

Here, I'll make it easy for you:







I do not fear your wrath!

I'm also not worried about WOMP Cabal getting these, because I know they are too busy drinking PBR and looking for places that will repair their fixed gear bikes.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Nope.

-Suu
Has to have SOME standards.

No problem.  Enjoy your upcoming Tucson moments.

[Rumckle]

PS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am a poor foreigner so I cannot afford meats and cheeses, so may I present a WOMP as tribute:

Your offering has been accepted.  I shall spare your miserable insignificant mortal shell.