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I JUST GOT HIRED AS A PSYCHIC FOR A LOCAL NEWPAPER.

Started by Suu, January 03, 2011, 07:13:47 PM

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Suu

#15
January 03, 2011, 08:17:17 PM
No no no...Think "stars".


Dare I even use one of my RPG characters...Epiphany Meridian...it so works. Lol.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

#16
January 03, 2011, 08:18:06 PM
Ouch.

Please tell me you actually believe in psychic powers and aren't just working as a 42nd Street 3-Card Monty hooligan.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
January 03, 2011, 08:19:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 03, 2011, 08:18:06 PM
Ouch.

Please tell me you actually believe in psychic powers and aren't just working as a 42nd Street 3-Card Monty hooligan.

She's doing it for a newspaper column.  I doubt she'll be bankrupting any gullible people.  More likely, she's just going to be an "agony aunt" with a gimmick.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#18
January 03, 2011, 08:20:02 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 03, 2011, 08:18:06 PM
Ouch.

Please tell me you actually believe in psychic powers and aren't just working as a 42nd Street 3-Card Monty hooligan.

"FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY".

If I'm lucky, she'll let me field letters from readers.  :evil:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

#19
January 03, 2011, 08:20:14 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 07:35:50 PMthe horoscopes are going to be very tongue-in-cheek and RI related. It doesn't have to be accurate, but it does have to be entertaining.

Ah, just saw this, please disregard my last snark.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Suu

#20
January 03, 2011, 08:21:43 PM
Wait, this is Johnston. I have to be Italian or no one will take me seriously.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
January 03, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:21:43 PM
Wait, this is Johnston. I have to be Italian or no one will take me seriously.



Um, you ARE 169% dago.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
January 03, 2011, 08:28:40 PM
Madam Blatafapski.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#23
January 03, 2011, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:21:43 PM
Wait, this is Johnston. I have to be Italian or no one will take me seriously.



Um, you ARE 169% dago.

No I'm not. My mother is a hardcore potato eater.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:40 PM
Madam Blatafapski.

Maestra Blatafapiosi.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
January 03, 2011, 08:41:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:21:43 PM
Wait, this is Johnston. I have to be Italian or no one will take me seriously.



Um, you ARE 169% dago.

No I'm not. My mother is a hardcore potato eater.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:40 PM
Madam Blatafapski.

Maestra Blatafapiosi.


Irish are all psychic, too.  Stick some pigskin in a jar and tell them it's your caul.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

#25
January 03, 2011, 08:42:25 PM
O'Blatafapiosi? MacBlatafapiosi?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
January 03, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 03, 2011, 08:42:25 PM
O'Blatafapiosi? MacBlatafapiosi?

Mia O'Faporeilly.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#27
January 03, 2011, 09:05:25 PM
Gwen Peck

Catsputin

Dame Nostra

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
January 03, 2011, 09:07:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:41:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 08:21:43 PM
Wait, this is Johnston. I have to be Italian or no one will take me seriously.



Um, you ARE 169% dago.

No I'm not. My mother is a hardcore potato eater.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 08:28:40 PM
Madam Blatafapski.

Maestra Blatafapiosi.


Irish are all psychic, too.  Stick some pigskin in a jar and tell them it's your caul.

We are? Fuckin' sweet
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#29
January 03, 2011, 09:13:31 PM
I just thought of Stella Meridiano.

Guaranteed I'd get letters from members from the Johnston High School class of 1952 asking how I've been.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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