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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 29, 2009, 08:46:52 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on January 11, 2010, 09:47:12 PM
Also, Dildoes can be used in Magical Rituals.



:lulz:

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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: NotPublished on January 11, 2010, 10:02:18 PM
Aww, thats just getting annoying.

The last 7 pages of a 50 page thread get that way... but we must press on!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Faust on January 11, 2010, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 11, 2010, 03:06:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 03:00:03 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 11, 2010, 02:53:45 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 02:43:53 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 11, 2010, 02:43:06 PM
shut up, go to bed.

Oh for fuck's sake, the wallpaper has something to say.

You make a lot of posts but its rare that you ever say anything. I actively ignore this place whenever I am busy, call me wallpaper if you want.

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 02:44:51 PM
Faust, I have a compliment for you. You are a pretty thing.

Go to bed.

Oh, did the pretty thing wake up for a moment?
not really, keeping it civil drunken wench, for your benefit.

Oh really?

Does the bouquet think he's a match for me?

Do you want to find out, pretty thing?

I would enjoy pinning you.
Try it, try anything, lets see you do anything other then get hysterical. I'm calling you out, can you do anything other then throw a hissy fit?

That was soft.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Prediction: Nothing will ever break me out of my assured sense of superiority, and nothing will ever break Faust out of his comfortable cocoon.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on January 11, 2010, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 09:59:29 PM
Okay, I'm not done yet.

I'm gonna make a prediction.  Faust and Nigel, who have been friends for a couple of years, will now enter a pissing contest in which things will be said that can't be unsaid, and things won't ever be quite the same between them again.

Because neither one knows how to stop without feeling like the beta monkey.

Ook.

TGRR,
Knows you CAN actually just stop.


Good prediction, did you read that in the Tarot?!  :wink:

Thanks for the help.  

Asshole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 09:59:29 PM
Okay, I'm not done yet.

I'm gonna make a prediction.  Faust and Nigel, who have been friends for a couple of years, will now enter a pissing contest in which things will be said that can't be unsaid, and things won't ever be quite the same between them again.

Because neither one knows how to stop without feeling like the beta monkey.

Ook.

TGRR,
Knows you CAN actually just stop.
Your right, I dont need to keep this up, my mild curiosity to see what bug got up her ass is only that, mild, I have nothing to prove, so i won't be keeping this up.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Faust on January 11, 2010, 10:22:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 09:59:29 PM
Okay, I'm not done yet.

I'm gonna make a prediction.  Faust and Nigel, who have been friends for a couple of years, will now enter a pissing contest in which things will be said that can't be unsaid, and things won't ever be quite the same between them again.

Because neither one knows how to stop without feeling like the beta monkey.

Ook.

TGRR,
Knows you CAN actually just stop.
Your right, I dont need to keep this up, my mild curiosity to see what bug got up her ass is only that, mild, I have nothing to prove, so i won't be keeping this up.

I loled. Hollowly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 07:34:04 PM

An idiot is going to believe all sorts of stupid stuff about pretty much anything you put in front of them. Doesn't invalidate the significance of the thing they misunderstood from the outset. Plus it potentially makes the idiot more obvious, since they're likely to be wearing really dumb looking shit and talking inane, pseudo mystiqual bollix. Win-win in my book.

However, having a go at people who you should by now realise aren't these sorts of idiots, on the strength of what the idiots get up to seems a bit harsh IMO.

Like pointing and saying "ha, ha, you like dumb shit". I don't point and laugh at you for claiming to read a book just because most of the books currently being read are fucking Harry Potter and the Twilight series, do I?

THIS.

And I thought I would never agree with Pent about anything.

Even though he's hawt.

If it's any consolation I was joking.

LOL SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT 8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 11:10:21 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 07:34:04 PM

An idiot is going to believe all sorts of stupid stuff about pretty much anything you put in front of them. Doesn't invalidate the significance of the thing they misunderstood from the outset. Plus it potentially makes the idiot more obvious, since they're likely to be wearing really dumb looking shit and talking inane, pseudo mystiqual bollix. Win-win in my book.

However, having a go at people who you should by now realise aren't these sorts of idiots, on the strength of what the idiots get up to seems a bit harsh IMO.

Like pointing and saying "ha, ha, you like dumb shit". I don't point and laugh at you for claiming to read a book just because most of the books currently being read are fucking Harry Potter and the Twilight series, do I?

THIS.

And I thought I would never agree with Pent about anything.

Even though he's hawt.

If it's any consolation I was joking.

LOL SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT 8)

Whatever. Still fappable. As are Faust and 000.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 11:10:21 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 07:34:04 PM

An idiot is going to believe all sorts of stupid stuff about pretty much anything you put in front of them. Doesn't invalidate the significance of the thing they misunderstood from the outset. Plus it potentially makes the idiot more obvious, since they're likely to be wearing really dumb looking shit and talking inane, pseudo mystiqual bollix. Win-win in my book.

However, having a go at people who you should by now realise aren't these sorts of idiots, on the strength of what the idiots get up to seems a bit harsh IMO.

Like pointing and saying "ha, ha, you like dumb shit". I don't point and laugh at you for claiming to read a book just because most of the books currently being read are fucking Harry Potter and the Twilight series, do I?

THIS.

And I thought I would never agree with Pent about anything.

Even though he's hawt.

If it's any consolation I was joking.

LOL SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT 8)

Whatever. Still fappable. As are Faust and 000.

:cry:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Epimetheus

I'm about to read the last ten pages or so. My predicted response is:  FUCK!!!

edit. What ended up happening: Got through three pages, then FUCK!!! I'M NOT READING THIS
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on January 12, 2010, 12:25:42 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 11:10:21 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 07:34:04 PM

An idiot is going to believe all sorts of stupid stuff about pretty much anything you put in front of them. Doesn't invalidate the significance of the thing they misunderstood from the outset. Plus it potentially makes the idiot more obvious, since they're likely to be wearing really dumb looking shit and talking inane, pseudo mystiqual bollix. Win-win in my book.

However, having a go at people who you should by now realise aren't these sorts of idiots, on the strength of what the idiots get up to seems a bit harsh IMO.

Like pointing and saying "ha, ha, you like dumb shit". I don't point and laugh at you for claiming to read a book just because most of the books currently being read are fucking Harry Potter and the Twilight series, do I?

THIS.

And I thought I would never agree with Pent about anything.

Even though he's hawt.

If it's any consolation I was joking.

LOL SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT 8)

Whatever. Still fappable. As are Faust and 000.

:cry:

Shut UP. You and your hair. How inclusive can I be in one thread? You all know.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on January 12, 2010, 12:25:42 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 11:10:21 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 07:34:04 PM

An idiot is going to believe all sorts of stupid stuff about pretty much anything you put in front of them. Doesn't invalidate the significance of the thing they misunderstood from the outset. Plus it potentially makes the idiot more obvious, since they're likely to be wearing really dumb looking shit and talking inane, pseudo mystiqual bollix. Win-win in my book.

However, having a go at people who you should by now realise aren't these sorts of idiots, on the strength of what the idiots get up to seems a bit harsh IMO.

Like pointing and saying "ha, ha, you like dumb shit". I don't point and laugh at you for claiming to read a book just because most of the books currently being read are fucking Harry Potter and the Twilight series, do I?

THIS.

And I thought I would never agree with Pent about anything.

Even though he's hawt.

If it's any consolation I was joking.

LOL SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT 8)

Whatever. Still fappable. As are Faust and 000.

:cry:

People who live in Ohio are not fappable.  Is sad truth.

Except Fred.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.