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Started by Doktor Howl, July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 PM

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Doktor Howl

July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 PM
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 11, 2011, 11:40:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 PM
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)

I don't for even one minute believe that she's a lesbian.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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July 11, 2011, 11:48:35 PM
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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July 11, 2011, 11:49:56 PM


NO.  FUCKING. 
EYEBALLS.
Molon Lube

Vaud

#4
July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 AM
"Gee. He was just here a minute ago." -GC

Doktor Howl

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July 12, 2011, 12:22:56 AM
 :lulz:
Molon Lube

Juana

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July 12, 2011, 02:23:14 AM
:lulz: Nice, Vaud!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

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July 12, 2011, 02:38:30 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Phox

#8
July 12, 2011, 03:46:01 AM
This thread makes me happy.  :)

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
July 12, 2011, 07:34:47 AM
I wish I could see those at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
July 12, 2011, 11:06:28 AM
They're evolving...  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

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July 12, 2011, 01:16:24 PM

BabylonHoruv

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July 12, 2011, 02:37:24 PM
Bachmann is a black eyed kid!
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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-Dok Howl

Eater of Clowns

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July 12, 2011, 04:08:56 PM
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
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July 12, 2011, 05:32:58 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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