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Zalgo is running for president.
« on: July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 pm »
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 11:40:32 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 pm
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)

I don't for even one minute believe that she's a lesbian.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 11:48:35 pm »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 11:49:56 pm »


NO.  FUCKING. 
EYEBALLS.
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 am »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:56 am »
 :lulz:
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 02:23:14 am »
:lulz: Nice, Vaud!
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 02:38:30 am »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 03:46:01 am »
This thread makes me happy.  :)
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 07:34:47 am »
I wish I could see those at work.
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2011, 11:06:28 am »
They're evolving...  :lulz:
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2011, 01:16:24 pm »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2011, 02:37:24 pm »
Bachmann is a black eyed kid!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2011, 04:08:56 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2011, 05:32:58 pm »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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