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Zalgo is running for president.
« on: July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 pm »
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 11:40:32 pm »
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 



THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)

I don't for even one minute believe that she's a lesbian.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 11:48:35 pm »
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
~ The Good Reverend

Ecclesiastes 2:14, JACKASS.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 11:49:56 pm »


NO.  FUCKING. 
EYEBALLS.
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
~ The Good Reverend

Ecclesiastes 2:14, JACKASS.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 am »
“Gee. He was just here a minute ago.” -GC

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 12:22:56 am »
 :lulz:
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Ecclesiastes 2:14, JACKASS.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 02:23:14 am »
:lulz: Nice, Vaud!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 02:38:30 am »
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 03:46:01 am »
This thread makes me happy.  :)

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 07:34:47 am »
I wish I could see those at work.

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2011, 11:06:28 am »
They're evolving...  :lulz:
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2011, 01:16:24 pm »

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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2011, 02:37:24 pm »
Bachmann is a black eyed kid!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2011, 04:08:56 pm »
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
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Re: Zalgo is running for president.
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2011, 05:32:58 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”