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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM
Canadians.

Post your reasons why.  I'll start.

1.  Milk in bags.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1
August 21, 2012, 02:07:11 AM
2. They take an already ridiculous sport (football) to dadaist extremes. It makes no sense on purpose I'll bet.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 21, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
3.  On that note, curling.  It is not a sport.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
August 21, 2012, 02:08:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM
Canadians.

Post your reasons why.  I'll start.

1.  Milk in bags.

Wait, really?

4) Still being on the monarchy. Even fucking Ireland gave up the monarchy in favor of a republic back in the 40s.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

#4
August 21, 2012, 02:08:55 AM
5. They refer to their bacon as ham.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
August 21, 2012, 02:09:28 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:08:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM
Canadians.

Post your reasons why.  I'll start.

1.  Milk in bags.

Wait, really?

4) Still being on the monarchy. Even fucking Ireland gave up the monarchy in favor of a republic back in the 40s.

Not only that, but

6.  The Queen of England isn't good enough for them.  They have to have a Queen of Canada, thereby forcing Elizabeth Windsor to Nigel, which isn't healthy at that age.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Dark Monk

#6
August 21, 2012, 02:09:55 AM
6. Justin Bieber and Avril Lavigne.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Signora Pæsior

#7
August 21, 2012, 02:10:11 AM
Excuse me, I object to this morally, on account of how New Zealand is considered the Canada of the South Pacific.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

AFK

#8
August 21, 2012, 02:10:28 AM
7.  The Friendly Giant, that shit just wasn't right.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 21, 2012, 02:11:06 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 21, 2012, 02:10:11 AM
Excuse me, I object to this morally, on account of how New Zealand is considered the Canada of the South Pacific.

Yes, but you're upside down people.  Canada doesn't have that crutch upon which to lean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
August 21, 2012, 02:11:36 AM
9.  Red Rose Tea.  It's CRAP!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
August 21, 2012, 02:12:23 AM
10.  Gratuitously posting Coronation Street on CBC.

and

11.  The Beach Combers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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