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Oh, hand model lady
« on: March 06, 2014, 05:40:36 pm »
I'm sure you've seen the creepy hand model lady interview. Here's even more with her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1VsmvG9HiU

So, if someone came to you and was like, "Hey, here's this job where you can make a lot of money without very much work, but the trade off is that YOU NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING FUN EVER AGAIN", would you even consider it?
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2014, 05:46:19 pm »
FUCK NO!  :argh!:
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 06:04:43 pm »
I know... not being able to use your hands or do anything that might make them veiny, calloused and muscular rules out ALL THE FUN. ALL OF IT. Even throwing sticks for my dog, or planting tomatoes, or REALLY PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING. Horrible, horrible.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 06:21:03 pm »
Scars from kitchen knives, a chunk taken out by a bandsaw, drumming calluses, a cool "L"-shaped scar on my palm when a horse threw me into a tree, and some I don't even remember how I got... Yeah, my hands look like the life I want to live.

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2014, 06:24:11 pm »
Scars from kitchen knives, a chunk taken out by a bandsaw, drumming calluses, a cool "L"-shaped scar on my palm when a horse threw me into a tree, and some I don't even remember how I got... Yeah, my hands look like the life I want to live.

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2 years punching people for a living.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 06:25:07 pm »
2 years punching people for a living.

That's going to leave a mark.

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2014, 06:27:16 pm »
She has completely inhabited the hand model mindset.  Those first 20 seconds of the video are pretty hilarious.  Who knew so much went into grabbing a slice of pizza??

I could never be a hand model.  Well, not for men anyway.  I have tiny little baby hands... go check one of my video reviews if you want the evidence.  Come to think of it, I might make a halfway decent female hand model, but I'm pretty used to grabbing a slice of pizza in my fist and just pushing it into my face.  It'd be hard to lose that muscle memory.

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2014, 06:52:09 pm »
I have nice hands. Not hand model hands, by any means. I have callouses (my beadmaking callouses are all but gone now, though) and burn scars and a birthmark and freckles and fat thumbs and a scar where I almost cut my fingertip off and another scar that reminds me of the kind of person I don't want to be, and they're starting to wrinkle up from decades in the sun. I like these hands. Also, that lady is COMPLETELY UNFUCKABLE. Can you even imagine?
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2014, 06:59:52 pm »
I have nice hands. Not hand model hands, by any means. I have callouses (my beadmaking callouses are all but gone now, though) and burn scars and a birthmark and freckles and fat thumbs and a scar where I almost cut my fingertip off and another scar that reminds me of the kind of person I don't want to be, and they're starting to wrinkle up from decades in the sun. I like these hands. Also, that lady is COMPLETELY UNFUCKABLE. Can you even imagine?

Yes.  Yes, I can.   :fap:
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2014, 07:02:47 pm »
She's never make a good eye model, too much HOLY SHIT.

When you've got such a small niche, and all the other people in your field are basically competitors, or the opposite sex, the isolation must be horrible, really. Combine that with the inability to do simple tasks and receiving so much praise for things like throwing strawberries into a bowl...that does not make for a very well-rounded frame of mind.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2014, 07:41:37 pm »
I have nice hands. Not hand model hands, by any means. I have callouses (my beadmaking callouses are all but gone now, though) and burn scars and a birthmark and freckles and fat thumbs and a scar where I almost cut my fingertip off and another scar that reminds me of the kind of person I don't want to be, and they're starting to wrinkle up from decades in the sun. I like these hands. Also, that lady is COMPLETELY UNFUCKABLE. Can you even imagine?

Yes.  Yes, I can.   :fap:

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2014, 07:43:27 pm »
She's never make a good eye model, too much HOLY SHIT.

When you've got such a small niche, and all the other people in your field are basically competitors, or the opposite sex, the isolation must be horrible, really. Combine that with the inability to do simple tasks and receiving so much praise for things like throwing strawberries into a bowl...that does not make for a very well-rounded frame of mind.

Yeah, there is something about her that just screams MENTAL ILLNESS, and it's hard to tell whether she was crazy going into it or has been slowly driven mad by the lifestyle. Her tiny, nearly-atrophied forearms also creep me the fuck out.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2014, 08:50:21 pm »
She's never make a good eye model, too much HOLY SHIT.

When you've got such a small niche, and all the other people in your field are basically competitors, or the opposite sex, the isolation must be horrible, really. Combine that with the inability to do simple tasks and receiving so much praise for things like throwing strawberries into a bowl...that does not make for a very well-rounded frame of mind.

Yeah, there is something about her that just screams MENTAL ILLNESS, and it's hard to tell whether she was crazy going into it or has been slowly driven mad by the lifestyle. Her tiny, nearly-atrophied forearms also creep me the fuck out.

And the way she's constantly "posing" them, as she would in a shoot.

Made my hackles go straight up.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2014, 12:23:33 am »
She's never make a good eye model, too much HOLY SHIT.

When you've got such a small niche, and all the other people in your field are basically competitors, or the opposite sex, the isolation must be horrible, really. Combine that with the inability to do simple tasks and receiving so much praise for things like throwing strawberries into a bowl...that does not make for a very well-rounded frame of mind.

Yeah, there is something about her that just screams MENTAL ILLNESS, and it's hard to tell whether she was crazy going into it or has been slowly driven mad by the lifestyle. Her tiny, nearly-atrophied forearms also creep me the fuck out.

And the way she's constantly "posing" them, as she would in a shoot.

Made my hackles go straight up.

Brrrrr. Yes. Also in the other interview I saw with her, she was constantly gently stroking them with each other. Her lovelies.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2014, 12:42:19 am »
She's never make a good eye model, too much HOLY SHIT.

When you've got such a small niche, and all the other people in your field are basically competitors, or the opposite sex, the isolation must be horrible, really. Combine that with the inability to do simple tasks and receiving so much praise for things like throwing strawberries into a bowl...that does not make for a very well-rounded frame of mind.

Yeah, there is something about her that just screams MENTAL ILLNESS, and it's hard to tell whether she was crazy going into it or has been slowly driven mad by the lifestyle. Her tiny, nearly-atrophied forearms also creep me the fuck out.

And the way she's constantly "posing" them, as she would in a shoot.

Made my hackles go straight up.

Brrrrr. Yes. Also in the other interview I saw with her, she was constantly gently stroking them with each other. Her lovelies.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.