Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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