Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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non serviam
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out of nothing comes something
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-Franois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
#1982 -58 = 282 - 340 - +
Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Nothing is 100% true
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
#5943 -59 = 227 - 286 - +
Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
#1781 -60 = 297 - 357 - +
They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Never trust what you read.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Free will is compulsory.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
#5951 -60 = 194 - 254 - +
Enlightenment is Bullshit
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I hear music!
#1525 -61 = 324 - 385 - +
I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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unleash infinity
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Subversive is the new black.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
#1637 -62 = 353 - 415 - +
Life's tough, ain't it?
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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We see what you did there.
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What if you're the one?
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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All men are created unequal.
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