Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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hail deep thought
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Reality is only a theory
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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get thee behind me greyface
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Republican patriot fakers
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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abort that defeatist
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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The new money is info.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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The Machine is Us.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Have a good day, or die.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Death is not only for you.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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These monsters are people
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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after birth is before death
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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And I thought I was original!
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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