Semi Official Memebomb Archive

attention solipsists: you are not alone!
#6244 5 = 12 - 7 - +
ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
#6236 3 = 18 - 15 - +
blumpkinfluffer
#6235 3 = 17 - 14 - +
i browse eye brows.
#6246 3 = 11 - 8 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 2 = 20 - 18 - +
phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
#6250 2 = 4 - 2 - +
THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
#6224 2 = 17 - 15 - +
some hacks hoax
#6239 2 = 15 - 13 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 2 = 18 - 16 - +
REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
#6232 2 = 17 - 15 - +
Ateoff shitler
#6247 2 = 10 - 8 - +
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
#6248 2 = 10 - 8 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 2 = 11 - 9 - +
KNOW SHIT!
#6256 2 = 4 - 2 - +
CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
#6254 2 = 4 - 2 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 1 = 28 - 27 - +
PROLIFUCK
#6216 1 = 24 - 23 - +
MINDCRAFT
#6242 1 = 15 - 14 - +
all norms are social.
#6245 1 = 11 - 10 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
#6252 1 = 3 - 2 - +
i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
#6255 1 = 3 - 2 - +
hugo phurst
#6257 1 = 1 - 0 - +
slack lives matter
#6258 1 = 1 - 0 - +
KNOW NOW
#6259 1 = 1 - 0 - +
antifart
#6260 1 = 1 - 0 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 1 = 1 - 0 - +
NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
#6262 1 = 1 - 0 - +
land of the fee
#6230 0 = 16 - 16 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 0 = 13 - 13 - +
world wide eyed
#6253 0 = 2 - 2 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -1 = 23 - 24 - +
minimeme
#6210 -1 = 23 - 24 - +
REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
#6219 -1 = 17 - 18 - +
FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
#6238 -1 = 14 - 15 - +
Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
#6206 -2 = 22 - 24 - +
MEMESTORM
#6199 -2 = 22 - 24 - +
i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
#6207 -2 = 22 - 24 - +
YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
#6223 -2 = 16 - 18 - +
xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -2 = 17 - 19 - +
INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
#6229 -2 = 14 - 16 - +
god believes in you!
#6234 -2 = 15 - 17 - +
YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
#6241 -2 = 12 - 14 - +
ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
#6237 -2 = 15 - 17 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
#6251 -2 = 1 - 3 - +
everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
#6209 -3 = 21 - 24 - +
YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
#6211 -3 = 19 - 22 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
#6228 -3 = 13 - 16 - +
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -3 = 14 - 17 - +
down with lies?
#6227 -3 = 14 - 17 - +
SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
#6233 -3 = 13 - 16 - +
i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
#6208 -4 = 20 - 24 - +
jesus, that's a good one!
#6193 -4 = 22 - 26 - +
nobody does anything anymore!
#6203 -4 = 23 - 27 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -4 = 15 - 19 - +
jesus hippie
#6243 -4 = 8 - 12 - +
when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
#6175 -5 = 33 - 38 - +
such is the war.
#6196 -5 = 24 - 29 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -5 = 19 - 24 - +
psychicdelic
#6168 -6 = 34 - 40 - +
every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
#6191 -6 = 23 - 29 - +
i know that i don't know.
#6194 -6 = 19 - 25 - +
SAUL MUSIC
#6213 -6 = 18 - 24 - +
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
#6217 -6 = 19 - 25 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
#6220 -6 = 16 - 22 - +
death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
#6190 -7 = 24 - 31 - +
science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
#6178 -7 = 24 - 31 - +
i vote for the ones that i make.
#6197 -7 = 19 - 26 - +
conspiracy is all about you.
#6202 -7 = 19 - 26 - +
AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
#6214 -7 = 18 - 25 - +
i will!
#6184 -8 = 22 - 30 - +
fallin' allin
#6185 -8 = 25 - 33 - +
you cannot bow down without bending over.
#6186 -8 = 23 - 31 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -8 = 18 - 26 - +
here...catch!
#6200 -8 = 20 - 28 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -9 = 44 - 53 - +
-hyphencypher-
#6169 -9 = 31 - 40 - +
gutenteit heimenpopper
#6170 -9 = 36 - 45 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -9 = 25 - 34 - +
HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
#6198 -9 = 16 - 25 - +
explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
#6201 -9 = 18 - 27 - +
if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -10 = 36 - 46 - +
if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
#6163 -11 = 35 - 46 - +
lord of the memes...
#6192 -11 = 20 - 31 - +
DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
#6215 -11 = 16 - 27 - +
what? do you think?
#6155 -12 = 41 - 53 - +
getting even is odd.
#6183 -12 = 22 - 34 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6180 -12 = 20 - 32 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6179 -13 = 19 - 32 - +
masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
#6148 -14 = 38 - 52 - +
god cares for you more.
#6151 -14 = 38 - 52 - +
sodomy street: Dookie monster
#6187 -14 = 21 - 35 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6189 -14 = 22 - 36 - +
power lies everywhere
#6150 -15 = 39 - 54 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -15 = 26 - 41 - +
People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
#6174 -15 = 24 - 39 - +
bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
#6182 -15 = 19 - 34 - +
yeah, i know.
#6181 -15 = 20 - 35 - +
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
#6177 -15 = 20 - 35 - +
what was i just thinking about?
#6128 -16 = 41 - 57 - +

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