Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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get thee behind me greyface
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Republican patriot fakers
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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abort that defeatist
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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out of nothing comes something
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Confusion is paradise
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Recycle your pets
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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jesus was a roman mole
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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This sentence is false.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Be excellent to each other
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But we'll never survive!
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Deity... he's come for me
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Don't forget to die
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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