Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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chance the yeti
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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labels are not all inclusive
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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remember to react
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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what time is it on mars?
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Politics is war by other means
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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what i think i am
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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ux = bb is watching you
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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just say know
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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And I thought I was original!
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automation is deadly
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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