Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you can see this, make sure they can't.
#6088 -15 = 13 - 28 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -20 = 10 - 30 - +
sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
#6086 -24 = 16 - 40 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 -35 = 2565 - 2600 - +
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 -46 = 2657 - 2703 - +
Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
#6085 -47 = 30 - 77 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 -50 = 2637 - 2687 - +
Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
#6081 -55 = 41 - 96 - +
greyface loves keeping records of people
#6082 -55 = 37 - 92 - +
raw backwards is war
#6084 -55 = 35 - 90 - +
snub backwards is buns
#6083 -57 = 37 - 94 - +
hail deep thought
#6080 -63 = 43 - 106 - +
fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
#6078 -71 = 38 - 109 - +
Bloodguilt Fnord tough
#6079 -74 = 40 - 114 - +
alcohol kills. smoke frop!
#6074 -77 = 56 - 133 - +
I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
#6072 -78 = 60 - 138 - +
greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
#6075 -81 = 47 - 128 - +
before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
#6073 -82 = 48 - 130 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -82 = 41 - 123 - +
Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
#6076 -83 = 48 - 131 - +
blame is a shortcut to hell
#6063 -84 = 84 - 168 - +
Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
#6067 -85 = 72 - 157 - +
A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
#6070 -86 = 53 - 139 - +
Reality is only a theory
#6068 -87 = 51 - 138 - +
This mind intentionally left blank..
#6060 -89 = 104 - 193 - +
Jesus wasn't a christian
#6071 -89 = 52 - 141 - +
your breath smells a funny colour
#6058 -90 = 108 - 198 - +
get thee behind me greyface
#6065 -90 = 62 - 152 - +
i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
#6059 -91 = 100 - 191 - +
Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
#3771 -92 = 311 - 403 - +
Why will you forget this message ever existed?
#3219 -93 = 223 - 316 - +
Republican patriot fakers
#6062 -93 = 70 - 163 - +
be the media you wish to see in the world
#6066 -93 = 60 - 153 - +
Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
#6069 -95 = 52 - 147 - +
The friend of your friend is your enemy.
#2675 -96 = 192 - 288 - +
Freedom is within their grasp.
#3615 -96 = 315 - 411 - +
Silence! Some of us are trying to think
#3840 -96 = 312 - 408 - +
Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
#2318 -97 = 315 - 412 - +
Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
#3464 -97 = 510 - 607 - +
Just give up and go crazy.
#3485 -97 = 338 - 435 - +
time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
#6064 -97 = 55 - 152 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 -99 = 2201 - 2300 - +
Let us prey
#1954 -99 = 284 - 383 - +
You can't be late until you show up.
#3291 -99 = 208 - 307 - +
Life's a laugh and then you cry.
#3897 -99 = 262 - 361 - +
there has never been day time in your dreams
#4626 -99 = 204 - 303 - +
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
#4735 -99 = 302 - 401 - +
Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
#4968 -99 = 544 - 643 - +
RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
#5338 -99 = 239 - 338 - +
All is well, watch the days go by.
#680 -100 = 269 - 369 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -100 = 924 - 1024 - +
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
#1035 -100 = 360 - 460 - +
Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
#1183 -100 = 222 - 322 - +
FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
#1221 -100 = 220 - 320 - +
go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
#1326 -100 = 283 - 383 - +
Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
#1443 -100 = 307 - 407 - +
Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
#1466 -100 = 234 - 334 - +
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
#1563 -100 = 346 - 446 - +
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
#1757 -100 = 323 - 423 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
#1812 -100 = 390 - 490 - +
Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
#2108 -100 = 227 - 327 - +
Please use other door.
#2304 -100 = 274 - 374 - +
Politician, govern thyself.
#2309 -100 = 312 - 412 - +
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#2335 -100 = 368 - 468 - +
relativity is no boon to mankind
#2399 -100 = 229 - 329 - +
Repetition is a form of change.
#2411 -100 = 313 - 413 - +
take nothing for granted
#2598 -100 = 358 - 458 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -100 = 375 - 475 - +
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
#2685 -100 = 288 - 388 - +
The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
#2694 -100 = 239 - 339 - +
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
#2756 -100 = 305 - 405 - +
there are too few immutable truths today
#2834 -100 = 227 - 327 - +
there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
#2841 -100 = 257 - 357 - +
There is no conspiracy.
#2842 -100 = 331 - 431 - +
There's someone in my head, but it's not me
#2869 -100 = 256 - 356 - +
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
#2872 -100 = 216 - 316 - +
These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
#2873 -100 = 221 - 321 - +
They Live. We sleep
#2882 -100 = 197 - 297 - +
This is where I get off...
#2917 -100 = 235 - 335 - +
Today is a bad day for a revolution!
#2985 -100 = 257 - 357 - +
When push comes to shove, you will fall.
#3172 -100 = 313 - 413 - +
Why ask why, just shut up and die
#3211 -100 = 226 - 326 - +
Yes you are.
#3246 -100 = 281 - 381 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -100 = 295 - 395 - +
you are now breathing automatically
#3269 -100 = 320 - 420 - +
You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
#3283 -100 = 246 - 346 - +
you can live on through your descendants
#3286 -100 = 402 - 502 - +
You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
#3287 -100 = 459 - 559 - +
You can't buy fun like this
#3293 -100 = 229 - 329 - +
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
#3297 -100 = 1574 - 1674 - +
You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
#3299 -100 = 279 - 379 - +
You grok?
#3315 -100 = 313 - 413 - +
You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
#3325 -100 = 323 - 423 - +
You know what I always say...
#3326 -100 = 326 - 426 - +
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
#3329 -100 = 221 - 321 - +
You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 -100 = 669 - 769 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -100 = 421 - 521 - +
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
#3361 -100 = 316 - 416 - +
You won't meet Buddha on the road.
#3363 -100 = 314 - 414 - +
You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -100 = 476 - 576 - +

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