Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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abort that defeatist
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out of nothing comes something
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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non serviam
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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i think therefore i think i am
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All that is colossal is fraud
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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This is not a pipe.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Try Dying.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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All you can eat, shrimp
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And I thought I was original!
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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decency is a relative thing
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Never give an inch!
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nobody is in charge
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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There is no more revolution;
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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"Please do not use other door."
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Have a good day, or die.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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You are Powerful!
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Grab it and feel it
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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しょがない。
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Abstinence is perverted
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