Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Got your knows!
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -248 = 2082 - 2330 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Critique Thyself
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Infect Yourself.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -256 = 3303 - 3559 - +
The world is too loud nowadays
#6464 -256 = 1283 - 1539 - +
Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -257 = 2160 - 2417 - +
You always love the ones you hurt
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -257 = 3088 - 3345 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -257 = 2618 - 2875 - +
CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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The early worm gets the bird.
#2663 -258 = 1791 - 2049 - +
To be free today means to participate.
#2971 -258 = 2935 - 3193 - +
Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
#4397 -258 = 2801 - 3059 - +
How often do you feel human?
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -258 = 2386 - 2644 - +
Be young - shut up!
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
#2561 -259 = 2487 - 2746 - +
Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
#3842 -259 = 2414 - 2673 - +
Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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challenge your habits
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The new money is info.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Try to outlive these words.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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You are Powerful!
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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It happened to you too
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Jesus loves war!
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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They know you're reading this.
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We're behaving like insects
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Head Your mind!
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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