Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
#2331 -306 = 1907 - 2213 - +
It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
#1872 -334 = 2337 - 2671 - +
You can only get caught if it's illegal.
#3288 -276 = 2199 - 2475 - +
WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
#3722 -313 = 1721 - 2034 - +
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
#3830 -256 = 2158 - 2414 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -1756 = 4567 - 6323 - +
The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
#2810 -327 = 2059 - 2386 - +
What could possibly go wrong?
#3940 -288 = 2167 - 2455 - +
HORROR IS MIRTH
#3604 -301 = 2740 - 3041 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2318 = 5542 - 7860 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -265 = 2752 - 3017 - +
i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
#6123 -333 = 2774 - 3107 - +
I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
#4873 -312 = 1961 - 2273 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -352 = 2559 - 2911 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1856 = 4567 - 6423 - +
We see what you did there.
#3107 -269 = 2060 - 2329 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#6012 -428 = 2064 - 2492 - +
psychicdelic
#6168 -467 = 2742 - 3209 - +
Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
#4620 -294 = 2915 - 3209 - +
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
#2655 -290 = 1965 - 2255 - +
Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
#5679 -295 = 2657 - 2952 - +
ice cream is never the wrong decision
#4635 -293 = 2769 - 3062 - +
I play Russian roulette in my head every day
#4477 -320 = 2242 - 2562 - +
To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
#4009 -276 = 2358 - 2634 - +
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
#3938 -366 = 1982 - 2348 - +
I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
#1478 -269 = 1972 - 2241 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -259 = 2427 - 2686 - +
Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
#4004 -372 = 1848 - 2220 - +
Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
#2045 -284 = 2258 - 2542 - +
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
#5203 -325 = 2294 - 2619 - +
Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
#1904 -276 = 2144 - 2420 - +
Prophets profit.
#2343 -252 = 2505 - 2757 - +
SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
#2581 -270 = 2111 - 2381 - +
People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
#5680 -290 = 2079 - 2369 - +
You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
#5200 -303 = 2404 - 2707 - +
The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
#5864 -297 = 1909 - 2206 - +
Don't believe you know - know you believe
#5114 -261 = 2475 - 2736 - +
I think the terrorists just won.
#1572 -293 = 2393 - 2686 - +
How am I not who I Am?
#1444 -279 = 2003 - 2282 - +
This side up.
#2933 -308 = 2103 - 2411 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -262 = 2322 - 2584 - +
Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
#4440 -333 = 2132 - 2465 - +
wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
#4810 -374 = 2829 - 3203 - +
it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
#1848 -265 = 2624 - 2889 - +
Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
#5048 -403 = 1664 - 2067 - +
i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
#4321 -280 = 2006 - 2286 - +
The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
#4451 -286 = 2282 - 2568 - +
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
#5007 -273 = 1934 - 2207 - +
"Please do not use other door."
#3671 -295 = 2115 - 2410 - +
Democracy is Watching you..
#3839 -294 = 1890 - 2184 - +
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
#5120 -267 = 1780 - 2047 - +
This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
#2912 -280 = 2549 - 2829 - +
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
#2998 -315 = 1871 - 2186 - +
It's always today.
#1839 -313 = 2038 - 2351 - +
Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
#4968 -312 = 2325 - 2637 - +
OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
#3814 -326 = 2113 - 2439 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -358 = 2278 - 2636 - +
Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
#1066 -300 = 1796 - 2096 - +
There are five kinds of people:
#2824 -279 = 1957 - 2236 - +
choice != control
#5454 -350 = 1750 - 2100 - +
Most people secretly think they deserve it.
#4014 -352 = 2110 - 2462 - +
Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
#3030 -286 = 2577 - 2863 - +
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
#1827 -258 = 2469 - 2727 - +
It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
#1858 -322 = 2112 - 2434 - +
there has never been day time in your dreams
#4626 -282 = 2032 - 2314 - +
Beware of false profits
#832 -266 = 2546 - 2812 - +
Forget you even read this.
#1276 -314 = 2538 - 2852 - +
I don't believe you.
#1503 -309 = 2045 - 2354 - +
Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4121 -280 = 2181 - 2461 - +
mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
#2078 -267 = 1932 - 2199 - +
You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 -330 = 3047 - 3377 - +
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
#2081 -282 = 2664 - 2946 - +
the future is here now
#5705 -305 = 2474 - 2779 - +
I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
#5467 -301 = 2435 - 2736 - +
Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
#790 -259 = 2337 - 2596 - +
What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
#3135 -283 = 2291 - 2574 - +
We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
#5324 -343 = 2288 - 2631 - +
What you change, changes you.
#3154 -262 = 2344 - 2606 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -269 = 2320 - 2589 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
#6228 -268 = 3166 - 3434 - +
dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
#6139 -258 = 2857 - 3115 - +
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
#6302 -388 = 3175 - 3563 - +
The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
#5328 -256 = 2454 - 2710 - +
While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
#3758 -264 = 3274 - 3538 - +
If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
#4583 -389 = 2624 - 3013 - +
"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Because it's there.
#805 -285 = 2519 - 2804 - +
To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
#6486 -448 = 1105 - 1553 - +
Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Don't forget to die
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -354 = 2122 - 2476 - +
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
#577 -269 = 1934 - 2203 - +
FUCK SPARTA!
#5036 -327 = 2407 - 2734 - +
today is under construction
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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