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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Got your knows!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Be young - shut up!
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Head Your mind!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Critique Thyself
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Try to outlive these words.
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How often do you feel human?
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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You always love the ones you hurt
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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challenge your habits
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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It happened to you too
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Infect Yourself.
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You are Powerful!
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Pwn free and clear.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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wait,
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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low expectations are good protection
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