Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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How often do you feel human?
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Infect Yourself.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Critique Thyself
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Try to outlive these words.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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I invented plagiarism.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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re-evolution!
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Head Your mind!
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Be young - shut up!
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challenge your habits
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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These monsters are people
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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MEMESTORM
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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It happened to you too
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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No one is stopping you
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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The early worm gets the bird.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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They know you're reading this.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Vegetables are murder.
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We saw her duck.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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You got away with it.
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