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Messages - Doktor Howl

#1
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Civilian Gun Violence in 'Merica
September 15, 2025, 04:45:49 AM
JD Vance is doing Charlie Kirk's next podcast.

Cue the circus music.

 :lulz:
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Civilian Gun Violence in 'Merica
September 13, 2025, 10:57:04 PM
This is all normal.
#3
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right Later
August 07, 2025, 03:49:18 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 06, 2025, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 14, 1982, 08:00:40 AMROBOT GIRLFRIENDS

the monkey's paw curls another finger

YOU DID THIS   :argh!:
#4
Quote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on August 02, 2025, 06:04:46 AMIs there not a song thread in this mausoleum?

https://youtu.be/xFNC8HaUUsk

Yes, but you need to be a level 3 poster to see it.
#5
Apple Talk / Re: Tucson Irregulars
July 20, 2025, 06:34:07 AM
The Tucson Irregulars look on with amused horror as your nation slides into Nazism.

#7
Or Kill Me / Re: A warning.
July 04, 2025, 03:58:54 AM
Quote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on July 01, 2025, 02:20:30 PM
Quote from: altered on February 04, 2025, 09:20:21 AMNo one is going to be okay. Okay is lost. We will all die or be broken, no human body on this land is going to make it out alright

Had you just watched Threads for the first time before posting this?

Yeah, that movie traumatized the shit out of teenaged Hamish.
#8
Apple Talk / Re: Senator Padilla
June 23, 2025, 06:23:50 AM
Quote from: hooplala on June 12, 2025, 08:19:55 PMSo Amerikans... why aren't you all rioting in the streets?

45 years of anomie.
#9
Or Kill Me / Re: A warning.
June 23, 2025, 06:21:52 AM
Quote from: hooplala on June 12, 2025, 08:22:00 PMJesus Christ

The funny bit is you could be talking about anyone in this thread.   :lulz:

Howl,
Doesn't exclude himself from this.
#10
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran
June 23, 2025, 06:20:14 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 13, 2025, 10:49:52 AMReally horrified with the unprovoked preemptive attack of Iran. Nuclear talks were due to continue next week, now they are impossible which is exactly what Isreal wants, to make all out war inevitable.

Trump will do whatever the last person that flattered him asks him to do.

I am utterly unsurprised by this.

However, we basically have three bad guys.  Netanyahu, Kamieni, and Trump.  I am sitting here with the world's biggest bowl of popcorn, utterly unconcerned with the various possible horrible knock-on effects.
#11
I am just amazed at how thoroughly Trump ruined the army's 250th birthday.

I shouldn't be, but I am.

Interesting note:  The soldiers were not impressed.  They were out of step, for chrissakes.  My drill sergeant would have unscrewed my neckpipe and shat down it if I had marched to the chow hall like that at the end of week one.

That has to be deliberate.
#12
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right Later
May 28, 2025, 09:35:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 23, 2025, 02:37:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2025, 12:41:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2007, 02:14:00 PMA gorilla's gonna die and everybody's gonna lose their minds

Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2007, 02:14:00 PMThere'll be a pandemic and we'll all get huge jacked right arms -- like a crab -- from crankin' our hoggs all day erry day for a whole year

Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2007, 02:14:00 PMCulturally, we really wanna see a tape of Donald Trump and a bunch of hookers pissing

damn, its actually so easy to predict the future

I'm not someone who believes in premonition or psychic powers, that leads me to deduce that only one rational explanation captures the events:

You were the little boy who climbed in the cage, orchestrating harambe's murder, to prove your callin' it skills to everyone.

No, he ate the red AND the blue pill.
#13
Somewhere, Abba fans are crying.   :sad:
#14
Apple Talk / Re: Tucson Irregulars
May 02, 2025, 04:01:43 AM
Bump for development.

Took forever to find this damn thing.
#15
Quote from: Faust on April 23, 2025, 08:41:48 PMThe transgender community said that the right was using them as a lever, before moving onto others.
This week we see RFK talking about lists for autistic people, and that things like adhd didn't exist when he was a kid.
It starts by vilifying the disabled party, then it moves on to talking about how much of a burden on society they are, then it's camps.

They are already in the process of normalising the kidnapping and forceful removal of citizens of their own country, so at this current pace I'd say you have less than a year before we are at planned extermination.

We sorta skipped the middle bit and went straight for the camps.

Not for the disabled.  Yet.